Some nice Christians are praying for me

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Some nice Christians are praying for me

Post by Faithfree » Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:09 pm

It's all my fault - I knowingly threw myself in the gosh pit. As I parted company from each one they all said they would be praying for me. I said I very much doubted that it would make any diference to me, but if it made them feel better about themselves, they were welcome to do it.

If there is any power in prayer, you may never see me again. However, if I do suddenly disappear from the forum, it is more probable that I've been run over by a bus...
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:13 pm

"We'll pray for you!"

"And I'll think for you!"
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Post by FBM » Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:19 pm

Several nice Christians have promised to pray (or prey?) for me over the years, but I still have this damned tooth that keeps getting infected ever so often. :what:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:23 pm

Don't underestimate the power of prayer...It's at least as effective as random chance.
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Re: Some nice Christians are praying for me

Post by Faithfree » Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:43 pm

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:46 pm

:lol: Stealing that...
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Post by FBM » Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:47 pm

OK, I'm printing that shit out... :awesome:
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:55 pm

"I'll pray for you."

"Thank you. Will you also sacrifice a goat?"
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Re: Some nice Christians are praying for me

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:57 pm

Mysturji wrote:"I'll pray for you."

"Thank you. Will you also sacrifice your first born?"
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Re: Some nice Christians are praying for me

Post by Faithfree » Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:41 am

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Re: Some nice Christians are praying for me

Post by Svartalf » Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:55 am

Mysturji wrote:"I'll pray for you."

"Thank you. Will you also sacrifice a goat?"
I'd rather you pay for me... I want to make a Grand World tour.
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