Mitchell and Web's proof of no god!

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Mitchell and Web's proof of no god!

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Re: Mitchell and Web's proof of no god!

Post by Blind groper » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:14 am

I asked God to give me all the powers of superman.

He didn't!

QED.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:25 am

Dave Mitchell was in the poker club where I work on Saturday (he is fucking Vicky Coren and she is a PokerStars Pro player) but I didn't see him - he doesn't play, so he was just hanging out in the hospitality marquee.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:55 am

I adore them both sooooo much. :swoon:
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Post by hadespussercats » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:40 am

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:49 am

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Post by hadespussercats » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:52 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:"Hans..... are we the baddies?"
That's one of my all-time favorites.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:54 am

hadespussercats wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:"Hans..... are we the baddies?"
That's one of my all-time favorites.
The radio version I like much better than the TV one (as with many of their sketches - the radio ones are masterful as far as timing and voices)
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Re: Mitchell and Web's proof of no god!

Post by hadespussercats » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:55 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:"Hans..... are we the baddies?"
That's one of my all-time favorites.
The radio version I like much better than the TV one (as with many of their sketches - the radio ones are masterful as far as timing and voices)
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:12 am

:hehe: I do - I grew up listening to 1940s and 50s radio shows, and loved them.

No, they were actual radio broadcasts.

Search for "That Mitchell and Webb Sound" on youtube - you can find a lot of them there.
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Post by mistermack » Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:19 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote::hehe: I do - I grew up listening to 1940s and 50s radio shows, and loved them.
Just in case you haven't found it, have a look at the bbc page below.
I've been recording all that stuff for years.
I think you need the bbc Iplayer, and then just a simple recording program on the pc.
But there's loads there, on demand.

bbc comedy list, the weeks programs on demand
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Re: Mitchell and Web's proof of no god!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:44 pm

Brilliant, thanks! :tup:

Some good stuff here too if anyone likes American ones: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... 5#p1041755
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Re: Mitchell and Web's proof of no god!

Post by mistermack » Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:52 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Brilliant, thanks! :tup:

Some good stuff here too if anyone likes American ones: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... 5#p1041755
Thanks. I love comedy much more than drama, so that's my favourite site.
If you haven't ever tried it, try Clare in the community. It's an absolute gem, and gets better, the more episodes you've listened to, as you get to know the characters.
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