Driving under the influence...

[Tero]

...of Jesus. Should it be allowed?

We will obviously tolerate religion for a long time. But we tolerate alcohol and pot but cannot drive with those.

So when these people have out of body experiences we need them to settle back in their bodies for half an hour.

And how do we breathalize for Jesus?

[Bella Fortuna]

Anything to get rid of all those annoying Jesus bumper stickers!

[Tero]

Yes, we jesuslize (test to be devised) all those cars as well as the anti abortion stickered ones.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[maiforpeace]

Reminds me of a great Six Feet Under episode where some guys are bringing a big sack of helium filled, inflatable dolls to a bachelor party. By accident the net breaks and all the dolls get loose and start floating up in the air. This deeply religious woman sees them floating up right as she begins to cross the intersection, and imagines they are angels and goes running after this "vision".

A car comes flying down the street and slams right into her.

[Mysturji]

...And how do we breathalize for Jesus?

Tell the driver "Repeat after me: Jesus H. Buttfucking Christ on an altarboy"
If he starts hyperventilating, he's over the limit.