The Attributes of God

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Re: The Attributes of God

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:48 pm

God is full of shit.

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Re: The Attributes of God

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:38 pm

God is life size carved wooden ducks
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Re: The Attributes of God

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:41 pm

God is omnibus
God is omnidirectional
God is omnomnomnomnomnomnom
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Re: The Attributes of God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:41 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:God is life size carved wooden ducks
Something like that...
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Re: The Attributes of God

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:43 pm

God is om-tiddly-om-pom, pom pom.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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