Old testament dude has to fuck his wife's maid

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Old testament dude has to fuck his wife's maid

Post by Tero » Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:52 pm

Because Sarah could not get pregnant, and he had to distribute his seed. It is somewhere here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lech-Lecha
11 And the angel of the LORD said unto her, Behold, thou art with child, and shalt bear a son, and shalt call his name Ishmael; because the LORD hath heard thy affliction.
12 And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him; and he shall dwell in the presence of all his brethren.
13 And she called the name of the LORD that spake unto her, Thou God seest me: for she said, Have I also here looked after him that seeth me?
14 Wherefore the well was called Beerlahairoi; behold, it is between Kadesh and Bered.
15 And Hagar bare Abram a son: and Abram called his son's name, which Hagar bare, Ishmael.
http://av1611.com/kjbp/kjv-bible-text/Ge-16.html

then they had to invent circumcision and sodom and gomorrah. Stuff happend, two sisters fuck their dad while he is drunk. Then we get back to Sarah and then she has a miracle baby at 90 or something.

So basically Newt Gingrich is just being Biblical with his open marriage and not letting his seed go to waste.

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:35 am

You've never seen The Handmaid's Tale, then?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Handma ... %28film%29
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Post by Tero » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:41 am

No I don't see serious stuff like that. Just nature documentaries and then total trash for fiction.

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:44 am

It's fairly crap, so you might like it. :tup:
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Post by Tero » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:55 am

OK, will check it out then.

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Re: Old testament dude has to fuck his wife's maid

Post by JimC » Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:15 am

It's repressed sex and violence all the way in this bible thing, isn't it...

That god thing really is a shit...
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