43 percent of registered US voters think god helps Tebow

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43 percent of registered US voters think god helps Tebow

Post by amused » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:16 am

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Here’s a poll that reveals just how much utter absurdity there is about religion in this country. 43% of Americans believe that Tim Tebow wins because God makes sure it happens. Apparently God cares more about who wins a football game than about starving children, flesh-eating viruses and other calamities that happen to people. Nice god you’ve got there. And apparently he abandoned Tebow yesterday. Or he loves Tom Brady more.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:18 am

You have to factor in the number of respondents who chose that option without even thinking about it. It was the one they were SUPPOSED to pick, so that's the one they DID pick.
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Gawdzilla wrote:You have to factor in the number of respondents who chose that option without even thinking about it. It was the one they were SUPPOSED to pick, so that's the one they DID pick.
That's the problem.

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Gawdzilla wrote:You have to factor in the number of respondents who chose that option without even thinking about it. It was the one they were SUPPOSED to pick, so that's the one they DID pick. that are complete morons.
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We have a culture of liars here. They "vote the God line" but don't do anything else.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:25 am

Gawdzilla wrote:We have a culture of liars here. They "vote the God line" but don't do anything else.
I know. You'd get a more reasoned response from a culture of E. Coli. :tea:
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:We have a culture of liars here. They "vote the God line" but don't do anything else.
I know. You'd get a more reasoned response from a culture of E. Coli. :tea:
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Re: 43 percent of registered US voters think god helps Tebow

Post by Ian » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:39 am

I assume Tebow fans were watching when the Patriots ass-raped him for four quarters straight yesterday. Tebow's team's season came to a crashing end 45-10.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:43 am

Headlines: "Tebow lets God down!"
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Post by amused » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:44 am

God works in mysterious ways... :mod:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:53 am

amused wrote:God works in mysterious ways... :mod:
...and Jesus is off-sides.
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