Through the power of Jesus.Svartalf wrote:No, altar boys' arses are only touched by priests, not ol' Jesus hisselfAnimavore wrote:What am I, an altar boy?
I Prayed This Morning.
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Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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The second coming of jizzus just took on a whole new meaning.
"What started as a legitimate effort by the townspeople of Salem to identify, capture and kill those who did Satan's bidding quickly deteriorated into a witch hunt" Army Man
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The power of Christ compels you...
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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The power of shite compels you.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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It's not fair, God never answers my prayers. Must be using the wrong toilet paper, or my shitter is facing west instead of east. I prayed for the same thing for days and nothing happened, so I took laxative like any rational person would.
God did not stimulate my bowel movement, neither did he loosen my stool. Asshole.
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No, through the horniness of the priests.Animavore wrote:Through the power of Jesus.Svartalf wrote:No, altar boys' arses are only touched by priests, not ol' Jesus hisselfAnimavore wrote:What am I, an altar boy?
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
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Definitely, the dread and suffering of what happens if you don't go when you have to are... too much.Animavore wrote:The power of shite compels you.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
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Maybe you should try eating that apple.
The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
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<conversational tone> tat, you know you have a sick imagination?tattuchu wrote:If Jesus's thorny crown passes through your anus*, you'll be an altered boy.
*I can just picture that bastard's thorn covered head, covered in blood and shit, poking through your hole with a deranged look on his face, grinning madly. "Heeeeeere's Johnny!"
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