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Baby eating atheist.

Post by Animavore » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:56 pm

I don't know why it never occurred to me to ask before but where does this whole 'baby eating ' thing come from?
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Re: Baby eating atheist.

Post by Faithfree » Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:02 pm

Pure propaganda - some of my best friends are atheists, and only a few of them eat babies.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:02 pm

It's the baby's fault for being nom! :food:
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Re: Baby eating atheist.

Post by amused » Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:14 pm

By saying 'yes we eat babies' atheists are pointing out how stupid are all the other accusations of immorality that are made against us.

It's a sort of topper.

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Re: Baby eating atheist.

Post by Rum » Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:17 pm

It seems that many feared minority groups throughout history have been accused of eating or sacrificing babies and/or their blood. The Jews were in the Middle Ages prior top the regular hysterical culls they suffered and gypsies were as recently as a generation or two ago. I guess it is one of the worst things you could say about a human being to make them seem really alien.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:17 pm

Never raw, folks. :mod:
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Re: Baby eating atheist.

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:14 pm

I thought there would be a picture of a baby eating an atheist in this thread!

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Re: Baby eating atheist.

Post by amused » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:19 pm

I'm pretty sure those are atheist puppies...

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:21 pm

JimC wrote:I thought there would be a picture of a baby eating an atheist in this thread!

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A bottle of atheist is needed for that.
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Re: Baby eating atheist.

Post by Tero » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:32 pm

Like Rum said, and they also think we are Satanists
The Satanic cult legend

One of the most tenacious hoax involves imaginary evil religious groups who engage in the ritual murder of children. This story describes an evil religious cult which is engaging in degenerate sexual orgies, kidnapping babies, conducting human sacrifices, drinking blood and eating the flesh of their victims.
http://www.religioustolerance.org/urbanft.htm

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Re: Baby eating atheist.

Post by amused » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:36 pm

Apparently it's a thing...


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Post by JimC » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:37 pm

Tero wrote:Like Rum said, and they also think we are Satanists
The Satanic cult legend

One of the most tenacious hoax involves imaginary evil religious groups who engage in the ritual murder of children. This story describes an evil religious cult which is engaging in degenerate sexual orgies, kidnapping babies, conducting human sacrifices, drinking blood and eating the flesh of their victims.
http://www.religioustolerance.org/urbanft.htm
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:39 pm

Funnel feeding. :zilla:
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Post by Seth » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:51 pm

Faithfree wrote:Pure propaganda - some of my best friends are atheists, and only a few of them eat babies.
Obviously no one's given them the right recipe...
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