Why is there belly button lint?

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Why is there belly button lint?

Post by Tero » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:19 am

I went thru all the famous religious apologists on Youtube. I put in belly button lint. Not ONE has addressed the meaning and origin of belly button lint. It was not in Reasonable Faith or Answers in Genesis or any of the Wikis.

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Re: Why is there belly button lint?

Post by Feck » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:22 am

It's caused by the hairs on your chest collecting the lint from your clothes ......

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Re: Why is there belly button lint?

Post by Jason » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:24 am

I found nothing on "Why does my bellybutton look like a butthole?" either. Apologists = fail.
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Re: Why is there belly button lint?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:34 am

It's your pubes migrating to your head.
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Re: Why is there belly button lint?

Post by Jason » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:46 am

Zombie Gawdzilla wrote:It's your pubes migrating to your head.
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Re: Why is there belly button lint?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:48 am

PordFrefect wrote:
Zombie Gawdzilla wrote:It's your pubes migrating to your head.
ISWYDT :bah:
It's your only hope to regain that hairline.
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Re: Why is there belly button lint?

Post by Jason » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:49 am

Besides electric clippers and superglue that is.
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Re: Why is there belly button lint?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:50 am

PordFrefect wrote:Besides electric clippers and superglue that is.
Reminds me of the guy who swept the barber shop for free.
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Re: Why is there belly button lint?

Post by Schneibster » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:38 am

To answer the OP, "Because there are belly buttons." Lint gets everywhere, just like cat hair. The Schneibsteress has found cat hair inside an ice cube.
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