Practical uses for the Bible
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Practical uses for the Bible
My nephew, 16 at the time, went through the entire thing looking for passages about sex in an attempt to convince his creotard girlfriend at the time to put out! It was more a sport than anything. And he failed.
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Re: Practical uses for the Bible
Roll out that great big pot balancing on a fire, star of many a cartoon...maiforpeace wrote:What, looks delicious...the Bible, or that big juicy guy?Seraph wrote:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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This is part two of that "Prayer, how to do nothing and still think you're helping" demote, isn't it?
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You can draw willies in them during RE to stop you getting too bored. 
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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Millefleur
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Kindling.
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You hear of the "Heart Bibles" in WWI. Supposedly if you carried a Bible over your heart it would protect the organ from gunshots. Just to be sure both covers hat steel plates inserted. That reminds me of the old pilot rule, "Put your faith in God and your trust in your parachute."
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Well, Taz Tigers, Marsupial wolves and Taz devils ought to make nice substitutes.JimC wrote:It is a vital resource to learn how to use hungry bears to discipline children...
Alas, in Oz, Koalas cannot be tempted to eat children who don't do their maths homework...
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