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Post by Mung Bean » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:08 am

Just when you thought Christian crazies couldn't get any crazier, this lot pipes up. These people must think Landover Baptist is a serious site and approve of it.

American Family Association: Stone To Death Killer Whale Who Killed Trainer
The American Family Association, a religious right group, is urging that Tillikum (Tilly), the killer whale that killed a trainer at SeaWorld Orlando, be put down, preferably by stoning. Citing Tilly's history of violent altercations, the group is slamming SeaWorld for not listening to Scripture in how to deal with the animal:
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Post by klr » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:10 am

The AFA probably think the errant Orca is a fish, assuming they believe their good book. :roll:
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Post by Animavore » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:10 am

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Post by klr » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:13 am

Before anyone else posts it:

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:14 am

I don't understand why Deuteronomy doesn't have more specific instructions for the disposal of Orca. You'd think, wouldn't you, that, rather than an ox or a goat goring someone, they'd have issued instructions for what to do about really dangerous animals, like lions, komodo dragons, stingrays and the like. But no. Goats and ox.

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Post by kiki5711 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:16 am

If the whale had a history of violent altercations why did they keep him??? Let him go home wherever that is and don't blame the stupid humans. :lay:

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Post by Animavore » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:18 am

Thinking Aloud wrote:I don't understand why Deuteronomy doesn't have more specific instructions for the disposal of Orca. You'd think, wouldn't you, that, rather than an ox or a goat goring someone, they'd have issued instructions for what to do about really dangerous animals, like lions, komodo dragons, stingrays and the like. But no. Goats and ox.
They wouldn't have known about 3 of the above animals.
Although they should have if they were on the arc :think:
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Post by Fact-Man » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:15 pm

kiki5711 wrote:If the whale had a history of violent altercations why did they keep him??? Let him go home wherever that is and don't blame the stupid humans. :lay:
Tilly came from British Columbia, where he was raised entirely in captivity and hence could not survive in the wild.

The Victoria, BC whale aquarium sold Tilly to SeaWorld after he killed a trainer in one of their holding pens, ostentensibly with a proviso in the sales contract that he not be used in public shows. But SeaWorld ignored that and immediately put him into their public shows. He killed two others before this latest event so now has four deaths on his flippers.

He should be euthanized.

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Post by Mung Bean » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:31 pm

Why kill the whale? Just keep humans away from him. Problem solved.
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Post by rumbelow » Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:51 pm

Why not throw AFA members to the whale...nobody would miss these gruesome people and the whale would then be performing a service to the community.
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Post by Julia » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:23 am

rumbelow wrote:Why not throw AFA members to the whale...nobody would miss these gruesome people and the whale would then be performing a service to the community.
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Why, Rumbelow. You've got Bette Davis eyes! :mrgreen:

I agree with whoever said why should the whale be killed? Although as it is, as I understand it, he lives a very solitary life which is rather cruel for a very social animal.

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Post by Mung Bean » Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:01 am

I like the idea of feeding these twats to the whale, assuming they are actually fit for orca consumption and wouldn't interfere with his digestion.
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Post by Julia » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:51 pm

Mung Bean wrote:Just when you thought Christian crazies couldn't get any crazier, this lot pipes up. These people must think Landover Baptist is a serious site and approve of it.

American Family Association: Stone To Death Killer Whale Who Killed Trainer
The American Family Association, a religious right group, is urging that Tillikum (Tilly), the killer whale that killed a trainer at SeaWorld Orlando, be put down, preferably by stoning. Citing Tilly's history of violent altercations, the group is slamming SeaWorld for not listening to Scripture in how to deal with the animal:
Omidog! :evil: :what: :shock:

What a bunch of crazies!

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Post by Julia » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:54 pm

Mung Bean wrote:Why kill the whale? Just keep humans away from him. Problem solved.
Yes. We don't even know that he was trying to kill the trainer. He might have been "playing" with her hair.

Everything that he is we humans are responsible for. He should be kept away from people, but allowed to live.

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Post by beige » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:57 pm

:funny: How about we make it fair, they get a few minutes to try and fling rocks at the Killer Whale, then we give the Whale a few minutes to get its own back.

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