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Ayaan
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by Ayaan » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:17 pm
As the western Valentine's Day is fast approaching, domestic religious and moral organisations are very cautious as if they are facing a formidable enemy.
Their latest task is to ensure that women wear their panties.
I would like to solemnly declare that it is not a joke.
Persatuan Ulama Malaysia Penang Branch (Pumpp), together with two other organisations have set up the "Anti-social Corruption Secretariat of Penang" with two missions: to advice Muslim couples not to celebrate Valentine's Day and to ensure that women wear their panties on that day.
(more at link below)
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by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:30 pm
Wear panties; really, whatever next?
That would mean going and buying some - are they going to fund that?
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:34 pm
I could do that job. A pair of shoe-mirrors should do the trick.
If I find any girlies not wearing their knickers there will be
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Ayaan
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by Ayaan » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:38 pm
Bella Fortuna wrote:Wear panties; really, whatever next?
That would mean going and buying some - are they going to fund that?
First they'd probably have to flog the woman for not wearing panties, then they would have to be flogged themselves for buying panties for an unrelated woman. Why do so many religious people seem to have an an obsession with people's private parts, what they do with them and how they are covered?
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by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:39 pm
Ayaan wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:Wear panties; really, whatever next?
That would mean going and buying some - are they going to fund that?
First they'd probably have to flog the woman for not wearing panties, then they would have to be flogged themselves for buying panties for an unrelated woman. Why do so many religious people seem to have an an obsession with people's private parts, what they do with them and how they are covered?
Leaving the flogging out of it entirely...
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by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:51 pm
I shall flagrantly not wear my Fosset and Chitherington Flannel Under-breeches on that day, in protest.
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by JimC » Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:30 am
I'd like to see them checking under the kilts of the Ladies from Hell... :twisted:
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