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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:04 am

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A Christian policing group which believes that the power of prayer can catch criminals and keep officers safe from harm has been awarded a £10,000 grant from the Home Office to widen its involvement with local church groups.

The Christian Police Association (CPA) wants members of the public to "adopt a cop" by praying for the safety of local officers as they ply their beats. Subjects that the association says congregations should be encouraged to pray for include "helping officers make on-the-spot decisions" and encouraging them to "resist corruption".

The nationwide organisation, which boasts 2,000 members, claims that there is "circumstantial evidence" to suggest that regular prayer sessions can help reduce crime rates and encourage criminals to make a new start to their lives.

This week they are launching a new initiative called "CoAct", which is partly funded by a £10,000 Home Office grant, to improve links between local church groups and police officers and encourage congregations to act as "peacemakers" in areas where gang violence and antisocial behaviour is high.
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Post by charlou » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:07 am

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Post by Hermit » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:05 pm

...there is "circumstantial evidence" to suggest that regular prayer sessions can help reduce crime rates...
Duh! Talk about stating the obvious; nobody has ever been known to pillage, rape or burn while attending a prayer meeting.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:29 pm

Seraph wrote:
...there is "circumstantial evidence" to suggest that regular prayer sessions can help reduce crime rates...
Duh! Talk about stating the obvious; nobody has ever been known to pillage, rape or burn while attending a prayer meeting.
Not yet... :tea:
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Post by klr » Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:21 pm

Seraph wrote:
...there is "circumstantial evidence" to suggest that regular prayer sessions can help reduce crime rates...
Duh! Talk about stating the obvious; nobody has ever been known to pillage, rape or burn while attending a prayer meeting.
In this context though, it's a rather expensive way of keeping people off the streets ... :levi:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:24 pm

Oh, so then every time a cop gets injured, one of their members should be likewise injured, and if a cop gets killed . . .
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Post by AshtonBlack » Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:26 pm

It's fucking vomit inducingly cringe worthy shite.

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:33 pm

Vile, damnable, pious buffoons. And the people who decided to give them the money are no better. The world HAS gone mad......
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:23 pm

How the fuck can it cost £10,000 to fucking pray!!!? :dono:

I have always thought that the sole advantage that prayer held (over other methods of administering a placebo) was its cost-effectiveness, requiring no more than a spot to kneel and a willing sap to spout bollocks, but no - apparently, it now costs money too!! :?

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Post by charlou » Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:48 pm

This week they are launching a new initiative called "CoAct", which is partly funded by a £10,000 Home Office grant, to improve links between local church groups and police officers and encourage congregations to act as "peacemakers" in areas where gang violence and antisocial behaviour is high.
Ignoring the 'funding for prayers' bit ... the issue of 'gang violence and antisocial behaviour is high' is obviously something of concern that needs addressing. I wonder what other (rational secular) methods or projects they have or are trying? Is there funding available for that?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:17 pm

Charlou wrote:
This week they are launching a new initiative called "CoAct", which is partly funded by a £10,000 Home Office grant, to improve links between local church groups and police officers and encourage congregations to act as "peacemakers" in areas where gang violence and antisocial behaviour is high.
Ignoring the 'funding for prayers' bit ... the issue of 'gang violence and antisocial behaviour is high' is obviously something of concern that needs addressing. I wonder what other (rational secular) methods or projects they have or are trying? Is there funding available for that?
Gang violence and antisocial behaviour are ALWAYS high. Except back in the 'golden age' when you could leave your front door unlocked and allow the neighbours to drop in and help themselves to a cup of sugar which they would of course return the next day. Then a good old-fashioned street party with lots of jolly smiley red faces and lashings of ginger beer.
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Post by Pappa » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:55 pm

Next they'll be using psychic detectives. :nono:
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Post by klr » Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:17 am

Shouldn't an auditor/comptroller be investigating this? :eddy:
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