La-Z-God

User avatar
Bella Fortuna
Sister Golden Hair
Posts: 79685
Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:45 am
About me: Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services to do, till you require.
Location: Scotlifornia
Contact:

La-Z-God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:46 am

:nono:
COLUMBIA, South Carolina (NBC) -- Believing his faith would heal him, a Greenwood County, South Carolina man sat down in his recliner after an injury in March and never got up.

On Thursday, his wife explained why he stayed in the recliner until shortly before he died.

"The man totally believed in God and his healing," said Ada Webb.

In March, Webb's 550-pound husband, Tillmon, sat down in a recliner inside their trailer in Greenwood. Wearing nothing but a blanket, the 33-year-old didn't move from that recliner for the next eight months.

"He couldn't do nothing for his self and I couldn't do but so much," Webb explained.

Webb says Tillmon tore his ACL in March and drove to a doctor's office.

"They were gonna give him an appointment, but they wanted $300 up front, and we didn't have the money," said Webb.

Webb says he returned to the recliner, picked up his Bible and became determined that faith would heal his leg.

"He read his Bible daily, he spent his full focus on God," said Webb. "And he was literally waiting and praying for a Job miracle. If anybody knows the Bible and knows Job, he really and fully believed that God was going to heal him just like he did Job, because he said he couldn't think of a better testimony to go out and to tell people."

For eight months they had no visitors. Webb rarely left his side, and she tried to keep him clean.

"I couldn't get him rolled over to use a bedpan," said Webb.

Other than eating and reading the Bible, she says Tillmon posted sermons online and texted messages of faith through his cell phone.

"He wanted so much to get up and you know, he wanted to tell everybody what Jesus done," said Webb.

Webb says Tillmon consistently told her not to call for help. She says Wednesday morning he was in so much pain that she finally called an ambulance.

Greenwood County authorities say they found Tillmon covered with sores, and that he appeared to weigh about 800 pounds. They say he was stuck to his chair, and they had to saw the recliner apart. They cut a large hole around the front door to get him out.

He died at the hospital.

Webb says she has no regrets about leaving him in that recliner.

"If I feel anything right now, it's envy for him because I wish he had taken me with him," said Webb.

Greenwood County deputies will not charge Webb with a crime. They determined she had no malicious intent of neglect.

Neighbors at the trailer park said they had no idea Webb had a husband inside that trailer the whole time.
http://www.ksn.com/content/news/also/st ... pq9Ww.cspx
Sent from my Bollocksberry using Crapatalk.
Image
Food, cooking, and disreputable nonsense: http://miscreantsdiner.blogspot.com/

User avatar
Azathoth
blind idiot god
blind idiot god
Posts: 9418
Joined: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:31 pm
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by Azathoth » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:49 am

"I couldn't get him rolled over to use a bedpan," said Webb.

............ They say he was stuck to his chair
ewwww :|~
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

Code: Select all

// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis 
   $str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);

User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:50 am

I know people just like that. My Uncle Bill died last month, not that bad, but pretty close.
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

User avatar
Xamonas Chegwé
Bouncer
Bouncer
Posts: 50939
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:23 pm
About me: I have prehensile eyebrows.
I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
Location: Nottingham UK
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:54 am

Natural selection in action. Praise Darwin! :tea:
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing :nono:
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur

User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:56 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Natural selection in action. Praise Darwin! :tea:
Not at all. He was past the reproductive age.
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

User avatar
Xamonas Chegwé
Bouncer
Bouncer
Posts: 50939
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:23 pm
About me: I have prehensile eyebrows.
I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
Location: Nottingham UK
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:13 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Natural selection in action. Praise Darwin! :tea:
Not at all. He was past the reproductive age.
No such thing for human males. :tea:
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing :nono:
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur

User avatar
maiforpeace
Account Suspended at Member's Request
Posts: 15726
Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:41 am
Location: under the redwood trees

Re: La-Z-God

Post by maiforpeace » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:18 am

:? :nono:
Atheists have always argued that this world is all that we have, and that our duty is to one another to make the very most and best of it. ~Christopher Hitchens~
Image
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3534/379 ... 3be9_o.jpg[/imgc]

User avatar
Animavore
Nasty Hombre
Posts: 39276
Joined: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:26 am
Location: Ire Land.
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by Animavore » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:27 am

Laughed at.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.

User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:30 am

Anybody else remember the couple that took their boy home from the hospital and prayed for him to get better? They kept him on the couch for a year. He didn't complain as he'd been pronounced dead at the hospital.
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

User avatar
Feck
.
.
Posts: 28391
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:25 pm
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by Feck » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:02 am

He put on 250lbs in 8 months, but not enough money to go to hospital ?So he sat in his chair and prayed while she just kept shovelling the food in ?
:hoverdog: :hoverdog: :hoverdog: :hoverdog:
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread

User avatar
Rum
Absent Minded Processor
Posts: 37285
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:25 pm
Location: South of the border..though not down Mexico way..
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by Rum » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:36 am

Another argument for socialised medicine!

..or not come to think of it.

User avatar
The Dawktor
International Man of Misery
Posts: 4030
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:28 am
About me: Deep down, I'm pretty superficial!
Now we know!
Location: Recluse mansion, Hidden Shallows.
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by The Dawktor » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:18 am

You just couldn't make it up- well, you could, but no-one would believe you! :roll: :roll: :roll:
Bella Fortuna wrote::dance: You know you love it you dirty bitch!
devogue wrote:Actually, I am a very, very, stupid man.
Pappa wrote: I even ran upstairs and climbed into bed once, the second I pulled the duvet over me I suddenly felt very silly and sheepish, so I went back downstairs.

User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:20 am

The Dawktor wrote:You just couldn't make it up- well, you could, but no-one would believe you! :roll: :roll: :roll:
Imagine them wheeling him into your office, chair and all.
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

User avatar
The Dawktor
International Man of Misery
Posts: 4030
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:28 am
About me: Deep down, I'm pretty superficial!
Now we know!
Location: Recluse mansion, Hidden Shallows.
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by The Dawktor » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:42 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
The Dawktor wrote:You just couldn't make it up- well, you could, but no-one would believe you! :roll: :roll: :roll:
Imagine them wheeling him into your office, chair and all.
Nothing would surprise me these days Gawd! :roll:
Bella Fortuna wrote::dance: You know you love it you dirty bitch!
devogue wrote:Actually, I am a very, very, stupid man.
Pappa wrote: I even ran upstairs and climbed into bed once, the second I pulled the duvet over me I suddenly felt very silly and sheepish, so I went back downstairs.

User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: La-Z-God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:52 am

The Dawktor wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
The Dawktor wrote:You just couldn't make it up- well, you could, but no-one would believe you! :roll: :roll: :roll:
Imagine them wheeling him into your office, chair and all.
Nothing would surprise me these days Gawd! :roll:
I could fix that. :plot:
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 17 guests