What really happened with Tiger Woods?

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What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by Rum » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:51 pm

Alien attack.
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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by Don't Panic » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:11 pm

Drink driving is my guess.
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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:16 pm

Something happened?

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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by Rum » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:32 pm

Massive wife fight?
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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by klr » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:41 pm

He was trying to play it where it lied. [/golf joke]

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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:19 pm

I think it's just an excuse to take him out of the limelight, while he consentrates on his other roles as Barack Obama and Lewis Hamilton.
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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by maiforpeace » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:52 pm

Rumertron wrote:Alien attack.
His wife is an alien?

Do you think he was scared off by the golf club? It could be traumatizing enough to affect his game. 8-)
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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by klr » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:58 pm

He had the munchies, and the cupboard was bare. :levi:

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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:01 pm

klr wrote:He had the munchies, and the cupboard was bare. :levi:

Yes, I know it was 2:30 am. Hunger can strike at any time.
Damnit, now I'm hungry.
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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by klr » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:03 pm

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klr wrote:He had the munchies, and the cupboard was bare. :levi:

Yes, I know it was 2:30 am. Hunger can strike at any time.
Damnit, now I'm hungry.
Just be careful, and don't drive out of bounds. :coffee:
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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by owtth » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:23 pm

His wife kicked seven shades of shit out of him
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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:54 am

He thought he could carry the curve around his drive with a little fade but he took a club too much. Obvious. :dono:
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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by JimC » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:43 am

Hell hath no fury...

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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:34 pm

This is getting interesting.

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Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

Post by klr » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:44 pm

If it's just a simple matter, why don't he and his wife just meet with the authorities as requested, and stop putting it off again and again? And would a regular Joe Public be allowed to fob the police and other investigators off day after day as Woods is doing? :dono:
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