Who yachting to India went
With his wife he sailed
But by pirates was jailed
Now he's paying ransom instead of rent.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 332163.stm
There once was a man from Kent...
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Re: There once was a man from Kent...
MBF wrote:Who yachting to India went
With his wife he sailed
But by pirates was jailed
Now he's paying ransom
instead of rent.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 332163.stm
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Re: There once was a man from Kent...
Sorry for the delay in responding. I was spellbound by your comment.Gawdzilla wrote:MBF wrote:Who yachting to India went
With his wife he sailed
But by pirates was jailed
Now he's paying ransom
instead of rent.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 332163.stm
Edit: Oh.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: There once was a man from Kent...
It doesn't quite scan - not as well as this one anyway:
There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He stuffed it double
And instead of coming he went!
There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He stuffed it double
And instead of coming he went!
Re: There once was a man from Kent...
You know, Governments keep insisting they won't pay ransoms.
Why not pay the ransom, rescue the hostages and then go ape shit on those pirate asses.
Why not pay the ransom, rescue the hostages and then go ape shit on those pirate asses.
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