The Great Reset

[L'Emmerdeur]

Feeling abandoned and let down by Q? Is there a global-conspiracy-sized hole in your life? Solace is at hand in the form of the Great Reset!

'The Biden Presidency Already Has Its First Conspiracy Theory: The Great Reset'

Joe Biden isn’t president yet. But his incoming White House already has its first conspiracy theory to deal with.

It goes by the tag the “Great Reset” and under its construct a wild dystopian future is in store. The coronavirus pandemic is merely a means to enslave humanity and end capitalism. Biden’s “Build Back Better” slogan is really a cover for nefarious plotting of a global cabal from Davos, Switzerland, intent on abolishing private property and building prison camps for the dissenters who refuse to accept microchips that will read their thoughts. Even Grover from Sesame Street might be involved.

The Great Reset is a hodgepodge of one-world-government fears that has gained steam in the wake of Biden’s win. It’s been fed by right-wing media personalities who have told their audiences that Biden is bent on launching said reset by using the coronavirus pandemic to ban religion, crush small businesses, and turn humans into something like robots—or replace them with actual robots.

Former Trump adviser Steve Bannon has declared that the Great Reset is “up in your grill,” while talk radio host Glenn Beck said the Great Reset is a plot to institute Nazi-style restrictions on American citizens. WorldNetDaily has called it a scheme from our “globalist overlords.” Pro-Trump personalities “Diamond and Silk” have warned their audience on Newsmax TV that Biden is behind the Great Reset plot.

[Brian Peacock]

"Meh", and "Pah" t'boot. Capitalism is in rude health.

[pErvinalia]

Jesus.

[JimC]

Damn, I thought we'd be able to keep the plot secret for at least a while longer!

[pErvinalia]

Someone needs to press the reset button on the US. How is that country even functioning at all?

[Fletch F. Fletch]

What a mess. I find it harder and harder to suffer fools the older I get.

[JimC]

The right is getting crazier and more irrational as time goes by. Perhaps that's a good thing...

[Brian Peacock]

What a mess. I find it harder and harder to suffer fools the older I get.

Unless they're a nice mango & passion fruit, or raspberry & rhubarb fool of course.

Hmmm. Hopefully after the Great Reset there will be a lot more puddings and desserts.

[LucidFlight]

Ah, the great reset that will put us back to our robot-gatherer ways, collecting berries for the great Bezos.

[NineBerry]

Old news. Conspiracy nuts have been telling this story for more than half a year now over here.

[BarnettNewman]

Enslave humanity? End Capitalism?

I’M IN!!




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