Local news...not The Onion

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Mon Mar 29, 2021 6:33 pm

I saw this very thing in an Icelandic movie once. But don't I think the local drunk saw the movie, so this was original.
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Tue May 04, 2021 12:55 am

Florida man drives thru NE with 14 ATMs and a safe in a truck. Inside all of them was..
https://www.1011now.com/2021/05/03/troo ... atms-safe/
I believe he was coming from Colorado, half way through NE.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Post by Tero » Thu May 06, 2021 11:50 pm

Man carrying 570 000 in drug money crashes into bus carrying high school girls sports team. Man not from Florida.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Wed May 12, 2021 12:53 am

Pot, meth...tomahawk
LPD: Man arrested with meth, marijuana and tomahawk in car
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Wed May 12, 2021 12:55 am

When lost,eat moss!

UTAH COUNTY, Utah (KSTU) - A Utah woman was found camping in a canyon five months after she was reported missing. She survived the winter by eating grass and moss.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Cunt » Wed May 12, 2021 1:51 pm

5 months...shit

Weird that they didn't say much about her. I would guess, from the tent being tidy and orderly, and the missing bits of the story, that she was a bit nutty.

Whether that was why she stayed alone for months, or a result, is hard to say, but holy shit it must have been cold.
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Tue May 18, 2021 9:23 pm

You can't even masturbate in your own car anymore.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Thu May 20, 2021 3:04 pm

Pointing gun while driving? Aren't you supposed to shoot it?
And always leave the meth home when carrying illefal gun!

A 37-year-old Valparaiso man was arrested Tuesday night after allegedly pointing a gun at another driver along U.S. 34 near Fallbrook in northwest Lincoln.

Lancaster County Sheriff Terry Wagner said that at about 7:15 p.m. deputies went out on a 38-year-old man's report of a road rage incident where the driver pointed a gun at him.

The suspect was last seen heading north on U.S. 34.

Wagner said deputies spotted the vehicle near Raymond and arrested Justin Ericson on suspicion of terroristic threats and possession of a firearm by a prohibited person, possession of methamphetamine and driving under suspension.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Tue May 25, 2021 4:37 pm

Always put your pot and oxycontin in 2 apartments
https://www.1011now.com/2021/05/25/lpd- ... coln-home/
if your partner runs off with it, well, you have the gun
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Cunt » Wed May 26, 2021 4:03 am

Image
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Joe wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:23 pm
It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
Strong ideas don't require censorship to survive. Weak ideas cannot survive without it.

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Mon May 31, 2021 4:42 pm

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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Sean Hayden » Mon May 31, 2021 5:36 pm

Yeah, that's not disturbing.

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jun 01, 2021 1:14 am

I guess he was feeling a tad bleu after that.
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Post by Tero » Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:11 pm

Area man makes threat with knife
https://www.1011now.com/2021/06/02/lpd- ... eing-loud/
if he really meant it he would have used a gun.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:48 pm

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After what Packard estimated to be about 30 seconds in the mammal's mandibles, he said the whale surfaced quickly and spit him out.
"All of a sudden he went up to the surface and just erupted and started shaking his head," Packard said. "I just got thrown in the air, and landed in the water and I was free and I just floated there."
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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