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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Woodbutcher » Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:48 pm

Probably a Hammond...
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Mon Mar 13, 2023 5:48 pm

Pilots irritated enough to track down dude:
LINCOLN, Neb. (KOLN) - Troopers with the Nebraska State Patrol arrested a man for striking the NSP helicopter with a laser multiple times as it was in flight over the city of Lincoln. Pointing a laser at an aircraft is a federal offense and any laser strike constitutes an in-flight emergency.

At approximately 10 p.m. Friday, NSP pilots launched from the Lincoln Airport to assist the Lincoln Police Department with an operation. Shortly after launching, while flying west of downtown Lincoln, the pilots reported a laser strike on the helicopter. The pilots immediately reported the laser strike to Lincoln Air Traffic Control.

While searching for the origin location of the laser, the pilots reported additional laser strikes on the helicopter. The pilots were then able to identify the source of the laser, which was a subject walking on a path near Salt Creek, south of West O Street. The pilots directed troopers and LPD officers to the subject’s location.

Troopers located the suspect just south of West O Street on the Salt Creek Levee Trail. The suspect was found to be in possession of a laser pointer and was taken into custody without incident. After consultation with the Lancaster County Attorney’s Office, the subject, Lee Cimfel, 42, of Lincoln, was lodged in Lancaster County Jail for second degree assault. NSP has reported the laser strike to the Federal Aviation Administration.
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 13, 2023 5:53 pm

I hope the moron is sturdy, he's going tol have a codex gigas of a book thrown at him.
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Post by Tero » Sat Mar 18, 2023 11:57 am

Idiots burn something in garage. I've gone past those houses dozens of times. It's a bit of a hillbilly area. Megachurch across the street. But axeather cheap megachurch.
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Post by Tero » Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:04 pm

5 minutes of drama almost follows TV script type of crime
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Post by Tero » Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:32 pm

We don't normally arrest for too many guns, but explosive devices will do the trick
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Tue Mar 28, 2023 2:19 pm

What was going on? Was she fucking one of the men and found out he was bisexual?
"Police are currently interviewing witnesses to determine a motive. Chief Ewins said the situation is ‘more complex than one would think’."


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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:33 pm

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Svartalf » Tue Mar 28, 2023 6:00 pm

so what? earlier to day, I was in the bus next to a lady who, though she looked young enough and had black roots, had the ends of her hair all frazzled and granny blue.
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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 28, 2023 7:12 pm

Never get in a relationship with pink hair ladies, though.
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Post by Tero » Wed Mar 29, 2023 12:03 pm

Mystery deepens. She killed two men that were (mostly) unknown to her other than being maintenance workers for the apartment building. They would not fix her apartment thermostat? Other trivial thing?
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Post by Tero » Thu Mar 30, 2023 1:25 pm

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sat Apr 01, 2023 1:31 am

Had not seen this. I had a class there today.

LINCOLN, Neb. (KOLN) - A Lincoln man was arrested for robbery Thursday night after police say he assaulted a driver and stole his car.

The carjacking happened near the University of Nebraska-Lincoln East Campus on Wednesday afternoon. A 51-year-old man told Lincoln police an unknown man jumped in front of his black Lexus GS300 near 33rd and Dudley Streets and asked for a ride. Police said the driver let the man in his car, drove a short distance to 36th Street and Huntington Avenue and pulled into a parking lot.

Police said that’s when the man struck the driver multiple times in the hip and ribs and forced him out of his car. The suspect then drove off.

The victim was not injured.

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sun Apr 02, 2023 10:35 am

Utility dude locates dead man. Looked at the map..probably drove that road once.

MERRICK COUNTY, Neb. (KSNB) - One person is dead after striking a power pole in Merrick County on Saturday.

According to the Merrick County Sheriff’s Office, emergency crews were called to the area of Sixth and Ormsby Roads at around 3:56 a.m. A utility employee, who was called to investigate a power outage, reported a single-vehicle crash.

The sheriff’s office said a car was traveling westbound on Ormsby Road when the vehicle approached a curve in the roadway. The car failed to navigate the curve and left the roadway striking a power pole. The driver, and lone occupant, of the car was ejected and pronounced dead at the scene.
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