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Post by Tero » Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:09 am

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

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Tero wrote:
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I don't know. Something.
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:33 am

OK
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:27 pm

If you call a trailer a home, you might die there.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:05 am

Sheriff deputy exposed to...probably fentanyl after traffic stop.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Fri Mar 05, 2021 1:23 am

DAWSON COUNTY, Neb. (KSNB) - Eastbound Interstate 80 between Brady and Cozad is back open after a large grass fire in Dawson County forced a closure Thursday.

Nebraska State Patrol said eastbound I-80 was closed at the Brady exit for over an hour. Traffic had to be diverted to Highway 30. Westbound I-80 remained open at the time.

The fire spanned 4.5 miles along Paulsen’s gravel pit (Willow Island Road) in Gothenburg.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Post by Tero » Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:24 pm

Suicide is not foul play?
The story fails to specify shooting, gun cleaning or other.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/nebraska-may ... eports.amp
yet it was all teagic.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:17 pm

Felon runs around neighborhood with AR-15 cause...he took some drugs and felt like it.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:24 pm

Ouch. He's about to do a lot of time, and for what? --meth is some nasty shit man

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:58 pm

Meth makes woman drive behind man, then fall asleep in car in his drive way.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Tue Mar 16, 2021 5:59 pm

This keeps happening. They take drugs and fall...
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:42 pm

Area doctor, married to a Republican mayor, could not see any reason to go on anymore. Unfortunately he shot himself, not the both of them.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:22 pm

Area nomad lives in a trailer, works a bit:

Fern is a nomad — living in a van, visiting a desert gathering of other wanderers, taking up temporary work at a beet factory.

From December to early March, Pflepsen lived out of her 6½-foot-by-17-foot camper — christened the "Duchess of Wanderment" — at the Caballo Loco Ranch near Tucson....

Earlier this month, she spent eight days in Santa Fe National Forest in New Mexico, relying on a solar panel she brings on the road for electricity.

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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sun Mar 28, 2021 8:02 pm

Local doctors educate people on why they want to buy CBD that does not get you high
https://www.1011now.com/2021/03/27/doan ... -business/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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