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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Wed Dec 14, 2022 2:06 pm

Driver goes into a garage. Perhaps the 2nd stop of the bar hopping?
Instead of the fender bender that happens when a car is backing out of a space, the driver does this instead:
https://www.1011now.com/2022/12/14/lpd- ... ng-garage/
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Wed Dec 14, 2022 7:11 pm

Tero wrote:
Wed Dec 14, 2022 2:06 pm
Driver goes into a garage. Perhaps the 2nd stop of the bar hopping?
Instead of the fender bender that happens when a car is backing out of a space, the driver does this instead:
https://www.1011now.com/2022/12/14/lpd- ... ng-garage/
Teen driving a Dodge Challenger, possibly ready for sex at 3:30 AM:

Police said the driver is a 19-year-old man from Grand Island. He’s facing DUI charges, careless driving and minor in possession charges.

The two other passengers in the car were 19-year-old women.
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Thu Dec 15, 2022 12:37 pm

Suspects knock cash machine off its base but seem to have got nothing
https://www.1011now.com/2022/12/14/susp ... t-lincoln/
my bank has a similar machine but it is between two metal pillars so you would not get at it with that method.
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:41 pm

Road rage guy released on bail.
https://www.1011now.com/2022/12/27/cour ... road-rage/
The story does not say what he drives, so I can avoid him.
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Thu Dec 29, 2022 6:19 pm

his is a first. You don't expect cult leaders in Nebraska any more than Iowa. He stopped in Lincoln long enough to procure two wives.

https://www.1011now.com/2022/12/29/poly ... ilty-plea/
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sat Jan 07, 2023 1:36 pm

Man's Facebook date went badly:
LINCOLN, Neb. (KLKN) – A Lincoln man is without some shoes and a wallet after a Facebook meet-up turned sour, police say.

Around 11 a.m. Thursday, a 26-year-old man told police he was robbed by a woman he met through Facebook.

He and the woman had agreed to meet at his house near 10th and C Streets, police say.

By the time the victim got home, he noticed that the woman’s car was already in the driveway and that she had already gone inside.

When he went inside, he found the woman and another unknown female each holding a pair of Jordan sneakers, police say.

He confronted both women, who then ripped his jeans’ front pocket and stole his wallet.

Police say the thieves got off with $2,000, a debit card and the shoes, which were worth about $200.

An investigation is ongoing, and anyone with information is asked to call Lincoln Police at 402-441-6000 or Crime Stoppers at 402-475-3600.
(The women may well sell the shoes on FB but will need to do it in another city)
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Thu Jan 12, 2023 3:01 pm

Some idiot let their kids go to house of gun owner (may be her boy friend) who then gets arrested over...
LINCOLN, Neb. (KOLN) - What started as a disagreement over a parking spot near 9th and Washington Tuesday afternoon ended with a 34-year-old man now facing felony charges.

According to Lincoln Police, a woman called 911 and reported that someone had threatened threatened her with a handgun during that dispute. When officers showed up, they spotted Jeffrey Howard on a second-floor balcony of a four-plex. He then went back inside and refused to come out.

For more than three hours, dozens of officers, including SWAT, worked to take him into custody. Police later learned that two children, ages 10 and 7, were also inside the apartment with him. According to LPD the children were not Howard’s but were friends.

Shortly after 8:30 p.m. Howard came out of the apartment and was taken into custody. He was lodged in jail for False Imprisonment, Terroristic Threats, and Resisting Arrest.

No injuries were reported and the children were returned to their mother.
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And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Mon Feb 06, 2023 9:39 pm

A use for cryptocyrrency! Conning idiots.
https://www.1011now.com/2023/02/06/linc ... ency-scam/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Fri Feb 10, 2023 2:19 pm

When planning to flip a car, do it close to home.
https://www.klkntv.com/driver-walks-hom ... c/2253438/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sun Feb 12, 2023 2:45 pm

Things to do with a stolen truck: all the things we have seen on TV.
https://www.1011now.com/2023/02/11/susp ... ser-omaha/
Luckily for him, no guns came out.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Fri Feb 17, 2023 5:31 pm

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Never mix gun shopping errand with drug deal errand:
In court records, Lincoln Police Officer Samuel Wiarda said investigators with the Lincoln/Lancaster County Narcotics Task Force were watching Partee’s apartment Wednesday afternoon after developing him as a suspected source for fentanyl pills pressed to look like Oxycodone.

When Partee and Unzicker left in a car, police followed them to an indoor shooting range and gun store in west Lincoln. Wiarda said investigators watched a suspected drug deal in the parking lot before the pair went inside, where Partee bought two handguns.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sun Feb 19, 2023 3:30 pm

Man makes drug deals while in prison. Never touching the stuff.
https://www.klkntv.com/man-sentenced-to ... tid=ykz3hl
Ends up with prison sentence in state where drugs delivered.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Wed Mar 08, 2023 1:55 pm

Never name your kid Dewayne. He is now 36.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Fri Mar 10, 2023 7:07 pm

TEMPLE, Texas (KWTX/Gray News) – A man in Texas was arrested for allegedly stabbing someone and removing an organ, according to the Bell County Sheriff’s Department.

Deputies were called on Feb. 15 to respond to reports of a stabbing and found a victim whose organ was removed when they arrived at the scene.

The stabbing victim was flown to a nearby hospital for treatment.

Shawn Thomas Goodman, 27, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Officials with the sheriff’s office said he was taken into custody March 7.

At press time the organ had not been identified.

Copyright 2023 KWTX via Gray Media Group, Inc. All rights reserved.
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Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by JimC » Fri Mar 10, 2023 7:11 pm

Was the organ consumed raw on the spot, or was it to be cooked sometime later?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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