Local news...not The Onion

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:57 pm

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sat Oct 23, 2021 2:12 pm

Area criminal attempts crimes with car he stole.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/10/22/linc ... 0-pursuit/

The most stupid thing was using the interstate where there are cameras all over the place.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by JimC » Sat Oct 23, 2021 8:08 pm

All those cameras are linked to the secret UN HQ for world government! :lay:
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sat Dec 04, 2021 4:24 pm

Here in town catalytic converter theft skyrocketed this year. With colder weather cars parked alone, like my birding areas, with no camera nearby, are targeted. You need to be able to crawl under the car with a tool to cut it.

Elsewhere:
In a tweet, the Salisbury Police Department said the most commonly reported thefts were among Toyota Priuses, Honda vans and pickup trucks. SUVs are also among the most targeted vehicles. They also reported two U-Haul moving trucks had converters stolen this year.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SalisburyNCP ... 4750901265

Catalytic Converter Thefts: We've had 45 reported catalytic converter thefts since January. Vehicles that have had the most thefts are: Toyota Prius, SUV's of all makes, Pick up Trucks of all makes, van's (mostly Honda), passenger cars (mostly Honda), 2 U-Haul trucks.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sat Dec 04, 2021 4:30 pm

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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Tue Dec 07, 2021 9:47 pm

Man shoots city fox about 3 miles away from me:
A woman called Lincoln Police at about 10:15 a.m. Sunday: She’d heard a gunshot and then watched her neighbor retrieving a dead fox.

Officers responded to the 5300 block of Sumner Street, just a couple of blocks from Bryan East Campus and across the street from Holmes Elementary School.

They talked to a 39-year-old man — “and found evidence that he shot and killed a fox in the backyard near his chicken cage,” said Officer Erin Spilker.

Police believe he used a .22-caliber rifle to kill the fox, and he was cited on suspicion of discharging a firearm when unsafe to do so, a misdemeanor, Spilker said.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by JimC » Tue Dec 07, 2021 10:27 pm

Actually, to me that is a rational and reasonable use of a firearm, if he was careful to ensure that there was no chance of the bullet going beyond his boundaries. Fine him one dollar, and move on...
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:28 pm

Assault in plane made story. But not clear where it was prosecuted but maybe here.
https://www.wowt.com/2022/01/07/man-sen ... -nebraska/

Yes the court is here. https://www.ned.uscourts.gov/attorney/j ... -m-gerrard
so the man will do jail time in a state where he did not land.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Fri Jan 07, 2022 8:29 pm

A woman's body was found at one of my birding areas. I avoided it for a few weeks, though I drove past its camp ground. It was this woman.
https://www.1011now.com/2022/01/07/arre ... stigation/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Mon Jan 24, 2022 12:10 pm

Never throw out cigarette when driving with Colorado plates
https://www.1011now.com/2022/01/23/four ... t-lincoln/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sun Jan 30, 2022 4:02 pm

One more: "high rate of speed." Isn't that...speed? If not "acceleration."

At approximately 11:25 p.m. a trooper observed a Buick Regal traveling at 115 miles per hour on Interstate 80 near Grand Island, at mile marker 317. The trooper attempted a traffic stop, but the driver refused to yield and continued westbound at a high rate of speed. The trooper initiated a pursuit.

Buffalo County Sheriff’s Deputies successfully deployed stop sticks to bring the vehicle to a stop, near mile marker 275. Troopers was then able to take the suspect into custody without further incident.

The driver, Andrew Willard, 36, of Bristol, Wisconsin, was arrested for felony flight to avoid arrest, willful reckless driving, obstructing a peace officer, and numerous traffic violations. He was lodged in Hall County Jail. The Kearney Police Department also assisted in this incident.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Fri Feb 04, 2022 3:52 pm

Bezos yacht to knock down a bridge in Netherlands.
https://apnews.com/article/jeff-bezos-y ... 8e7a648c04
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Thu Feb 10, 2022 3:44 am

Stupid criminal kills himself and police dog by train:
https://www.1011now.com/2022/02/10/susp ... ted-felon/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Thu Feb 17, 2022 3:10 am

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40 year old meth addict and 26 year old woman produce baby. It did not go well after that.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Feb 17, 2022 3:24 am

It looks like her mom might have struggled with addiction too eh?

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Did they leave the baby somewhere?

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