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Post by Tero » Wed Apr 05, 2023 4:12 pm

Just how does a drunk driver, who would be familiar with freeways, go underneath a freeway and then get on the off ramp and head the wrong way? The first ramp available would be the proper on ramp. All off ramps have a sign "wrong way" if you accidentally get on it. After entering of course taking the right hand lane of the 2 lanes.

LINCOLN, Neb. (KOLN) - A crash on I-80 west of Lincoln late Tuesday night may have been caused by a drunk driver heading the wrong way.

Nebraska State Patrol troopers, along with deputies from the Lancaster County Sheriff’s Office, were called to the area of mile marker 391 on I-80 just after 11 p.m. on a report of a semi and car crashing head-on into each other.

NSP said a 29-year-old woman from Dorchester side-swiped a semi while driving her BMW 330 eastbound in the westbound lanes.

Police said the BMW driver was transported to Bryan Health West Campus with non life-threatening injuries.
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Post by Tero » Mon Apr 17, 2023 1:55 am

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Post by Tero » Mon Apr 17, 2023 11:06 am

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Man drives into cow 5AM
https://www.1011now.com/2023/04/16/vict ... rs-county/
Always wear a seat belt when engaging with cows or moose.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
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And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
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Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Post by Tero » Mon Apr 17, 2023 11:11 am

Power station staff told man to get out. He refused. Now dead. Who at fault?
https://www.1011now.com/2023/04/15/fami ... rt-appeal/
not the taxpayer! We own the power company.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
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And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Post by Tero » Tue May 02, 2023 11:15 am

Warning/citation refers to fine.
https://www.1011now.com/2023/05/01/linc ... utType=amp
The Finnish police would remove the driver gor no license. For mist of the rest they would remove the plates. You get them back when no longer drunk or when papers are in order.
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And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
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Post by Tero » Tue May 23, 2023 5:15 am

Always take your gun to breakfast at Cracker Barrel. You never know when bulkets fly.
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And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
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Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Post by Tero » Fri Jun 02, 2023 11:52 am

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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Post by Tero » Thu Jun 29, 2023 12:46 pm

Cowboy and his horse have left for greener pastures.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Post by Tero » Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:13 am

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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:58 am

—terrifying

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Post by Tero » Sat Jul 08, 2023 11:04 am

Drag Queen story hour will now end up in all independent bookstores in the liberal and 50/50 states.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Post by Tero » Tue Jul 11, 2023 3:36 pm

Always follow the dpeed limit exactly with drugs. Specially 3mpg and 46 zones. 5mph higher on and off but never under the speed limit either.
https://www.1011now.com/2023/07/11/troo ... ar-gering/
They were getting drugs from Colorado or Wyoming. The more states you drive through the more likely a stop is.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Wed Jul 12, 2023 12:53 am

Ongoing case of murder where the body was dumped at one of my birding lakes
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sat Jul 15, 2023 5:55 pm

Everything happens on the North side after 9PM.
https://www.1011now.com/2023/07/15/eigh ... h-lincoln/
and the people seem to be poor. Robber got 19 dollars. Not a single 20 dollar bill among 8 people.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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