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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:59 pm

laklak wrote: ↑
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Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Sep 05, 2018 5:11 pm

--and I get griped at for suggesting they ought to be able to ride their bikes to school alone. :nono:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Wed Sep 05, 2018 5:17 pm

Riding bikes alone is child abuse.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:34 pm

I started them wrestling small gators, 2-3 feet, then moved on to bigger ones. You should see how quick they are now. Well, the two that are left, one just never cottoned to it.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Sep 05, 2018 10:49 pm

That's real life for Steve Irwin's kids!
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:34 pm

Hired on Thursday, fired on Sunday, tries to kill his boss 2 hours later.

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/florida ... /827206825
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:41 pm

It's an ill wind, etc.

Today's Vibrio is awarded to Kennecia Posey of Ft. Pierce. She was a passenger in a car that was stopped by police, they smelled marijuana (like they always do) and searched her, finding cocaine in her handbag. She explained that it was a windy day, and the cocaine obviously flew through the window and into her purse. Points for originality.

https://www.10news.com/news/florida-wom ... into-purse
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Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:46 pm

That sneaky cocaine, it's usually flying out the window! --lucky lady that one.
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Post by laklak » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:05 pm

I love me a little psychobilly in the morning.
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Post by Seabass » Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:57 pm

Not a Florida man, but he tried to have a Floridian assassinated. He's also got one hell of a coiffure.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:10 am

That's what passes for a chick magnet in certain social circles.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:19 am

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:22 am

Does zombie activity increase or decrease during hurricane activity, Lak?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:49 pm

It increases afterwards, because of all the dead people.
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