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Post by Tero » Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:00 pm

FLORIDA MAN ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS AT WRONG VEHICLE FIVE TIMES AFTER ROAD RAGE INCIDENT
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Post by laklak » Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:46 pm

Man overdoses on meth, is eaten by gator.

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Post by Seabass » Sat Dec 14, 2019 12:18 am

That's got to be the most Florida thing that's ever happened. The only way for that to be more Florida is if it happened during a hurricane and the gator had a gun.
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Post by laklak » Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:22 am

Gators with frickin' crabs on their heads
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Dec 14, 2019 4:56 am

A gun rack surely...

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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:37 am

90-year old Florida man arrested for second time in a week for feeding the homeless again

When 90-year-old Florida resident Arnold Abbott said following his arrest on Sunday that police couldn't stop him from feeding the homeless, he apparently meant it.

Abbott was charged again on Wednesday night for violating a new city law in Ft. Lauderdale that essentially prevents people from feeding the homeless.

"I expected it" he said in a Sun Sentinel report. "At least this time they let us feed people first."

Officers lingered in the area for about 45 minutes during which time Abbott and volunteers with the Love Thy Neighbor charity he founded handed out more than 100 plates of hot chicken stew, pasta, cheesy potatoes and fruit salad to homeless men and women.

If he's found guilty of violating city ordinance laws — his second in a week — he faces 60 days in jail or a $500 fine.

Abbott said he's prepared to go to jail over his efforts.

"Why do I keep doing this?" he asked rhetorically. "Because these are my people and they deserve to be fed."

In a slightly more confrontational incident on Sunday, four police cruisers and approximately a half dozen officers with the Ft. Lauderdale Police Department descended upon an area in the city where Abbott, charity representatives and church members were handing out hot meals to local homeless people.

Tne officer demanded that he "drop that plate right now" as others picked up the trays off food and inserted them directly into the garbage with lines of homeless people looking on.

Abott and representatives from his charity handed out more than 100 plates to homeless people on Wednesday night before being taken in custody by Ft. Lauderdale police.

The new law in Ft. Lauderdale comes after the city announced in January that people are restricted from camping, panhandling, food sharing and engaging in other "life sustaining activities." The laws regarding food sharing where ironically enacted on Halloween when millions of people were out sharing candy.

Abbott applauded the officers for being more courteous in their enforcement of the law the second time around this week.

"They were very gentle," Abbott said. "I think they feel a little guilty doing their job."

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Post by laklak » Sat Dec 21, 2019 2:24 am

Don't fucking encourage them, for fuck sake!
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:57 am

What a fuck up of a country.
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:19 am

is that reg even constitutional? there's a first amendment, and preventing people from acting on christian charity is preventing them from practicing their religion or something...
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Post by laklak » Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:24 pm

Back when I had my food truck I had a lot of stuff left over from an art show we did, so I went to an area with a lot of homeless people and was going to give it away. The cops told me I couldn't do that because I wasn't allowed to set up on a public right-of-way and I didn't have written permission from any of the area property owners to use their land. Other times they'll say you must be a licensed and inspected business to feed the public, even if ou give it away.

OF course this happened in Ft. Lauderdale, which is full of rich people. Democrats, mind you, but rich NIMBY Democrats.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:40 pm

But... but... but feeding them just encourages others to adopt the homeless lifestyle.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Dec 23, 2019 12:48 am

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Post by JimC » Mon Dec 23, 2019 2:03 am

Off to the camps with them! We need a final solution to the homeless!
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