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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by rainbow » Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:59 am

Rum wrote:
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Meanwhile in Eswatini: Driving down the Malagwane (very long, steep hill between Mbabane and Ezulwini) last night and realized they'd put all the cat's eye reflectors in backwards, they only reflect if you're driving on the wrong side of the expressway.

Eish.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Sep 23, 2019 12:12 pm

:lol: the cops ticketed them...

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:23 pm

Man Flew 4,500 Miles to Surprise Father-in-Law But as He Jumped Out of Bushes Wife's Dad Shot Him
When I read these I tend to think someone got away with murder.

Anyway, send your prayers.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:37 pm

Floridians aren't capable of asking if getting your gun when you hear a knock at the back door is reasonable, even when it leads to a prankster being shot and killed. They'd prefer to call it a tragedy.

What's wrong with not opening the door cowboy? Or yelling through it that you've got a gun? Have you never had a knock and run?

Seriously, why are these guys treated with kid gloves? They kill someone and it's all how awful their life will be now, like they're a victim of unfortunate circumstances!?

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Hermit » Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:24 am

Sean Hayden wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:37 pm
Floridians aren't capable of asking if getting your gun when you hear a knock at the back door is reasonable, even when it leads to a prankster being shot and killed. They'd prefer to call it a tragedy.

What's wrong with not opening the door cowboy? Or yelling through it that you've got a gun? Have you never had a knock and run?

Seriously, why are these guys treated with kid gloves? They kill someone and it's all how awful their life will be now, like they're a victim of unfortunate circumstances!?
"Shoot first, ask questions later." It's the mindset of too many citizens in a country where privately owned firearms outnumber its inhabitants and the "Right to Carry" concealed weapons applies in almost all of it.

Case in point, the killer is not being charged because, as Santa Rosa County Sheriff Bob Johnson put it: "I mean, you can’t really say anything against Mr. Dennis for doing what he did." It's just a horrible accident. And yes, he called for prayers.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:34 am

Florida men charged with trying to get an alligator drunk
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ ... story.html
The scales of justice tipped against two Florida men, who were arrested after trying to feed beer to an alligator.

Timothy Kepke, 27, and Noah Osborne, 23, were taken into custody last week after allegedly luring an alligator into their possession and pouring alcohol into its mouth, according to a USA Today affiliate in the south east Florida town of Palm City. Unlawful possession of an alligator is a felony in the Sunshine State.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:36 am

Gotta love Florida Man.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Tero » Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:10 am

Yeah you need a license to keep an alligator but not to keep a gun.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Tero » Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:26 pm

https://esapolitics.blogspot.com
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:58 pm

FFS that is really so FFS. What in the hell. Being shot over a parking space. Man how much lower can you sink.
Maybe over a crust of bread? That is some sick society.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sat Oct 26, 2019 3:14 pm

Florida man arrested for fucking two stuffed toys at St. Petersburg Target store.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/biza ... ted-642935
OCTOBER 23--A Florida Man yesterday sexually assaulted a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” inside a Target store, according to police who arrested the fiend on a criminal mischief charge. Christopher Meader, seen at right, selected a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and proceeded to place it on the floor of the Target in Pinellas Park. He then began to “dry hump” the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated on the merchandise,” a cop reported.

Meader returned the soiled Olaf back to the display before entering the toy department, where he “selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.
He admitted he'd "nutted" on the Olaf.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Oct 26, 2019 3:34 pm

FFS that is GROSS!!!
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:43 pm

Florida Man! :lol:
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