When he says it's an "expressway", it is actually a donkey track, and the cat's eyes are broken beer bottles.
Meanwhile, in Florida...
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I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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camel testicles thing
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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the cops ticketed them...
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When I read these I tend to think someone got away with murder.Man Flew 4,500 Miles to Surprise Father-in-Law But as He Jumped Out of Bushes Wife's Dad Shot Him
Anyway, send your prayers.
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Floridians aren't capable of asking if getting your gun when you hear a knock at the back door is reasonable, even when it leads to a prankster being shot and killed. They'd prefer to call it a tragedy.
What's wrong with not opening the door cowboy? Or yelling through it that you've got a gun? Have you never had a knock and run?
Seriously, why are these guys treated with kid gloves? They kill someone and it's all how awful their life will be now, like they're a victim of unfortunate circumstances!?
What's wrong with not opening the door cowboy? Or yelling through it that you've got a gun? Have you never had a knock and run?
Seriously, why are these guys treated with kid gloves? They kill someone and it's all how awful their life will be now, like they're a victim of unfortunate circumstances!?
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"Shoot first, ask questions later." It's the mindset of too many citizens in a country where privately owned firearms outnumber its inhabitants and the "Right to Carry" concealed weapons applies in almost all of it.Sean Hayden wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:37 pmFloridians aren't capable of asking if getting your gun when you hear a knock at the back door is reasonable, even when it leads to a prankster being shot and killed. They'd prefer to call it a tragedy.
What's wrong with not opening the door cowboy? Or yelling through it that you've got a gun? Have you never had a knock and run?
Seriously, why are these guys treated with kid gloves? They kill someone and it's all how awful their life will be now, like they're a victim of unfortunate circumstances!?
Case in point, the killer is not being charged because, as Santa Rosa County Sheriff Bob Johnson put it: "I mean, you can’t really say anything against Mr. Dennis for doing what he did." It's just a horrible accident. And yes, he called for prayers.
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Florida men charged with trying to get an alligator drunk
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ ... story.html
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ ... story.html
The scales of justice tipped against two Florida men, who were arrested after trying to feed beer to an alligator.
Timothy Kepke, 27, and Noah Osborne, 23, were taken into custody last week after allegedly luring an alligator into their possession and pouring alcohol into its mouth, according to a USA Today affiliate in the south east Florida town of Palm City. Unlawful possession of an alligator is a felony in the Sunshine State.
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Gotta love Florida Man.
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Yeah you need a license to keep an alligator but not to keep a gun.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Parking space policing
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https://esapolitics.blogspot.com
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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FFS that is really so FFS. What in the hell. Being shot over a parking space. Man how much lower can you sink.
Maybe over a crust of bread? That is some sick society.
Maybe over a crust of bread? That is some sick society.
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Florida man arrested for fucking two stuffed toys at St. Petersburg Target store.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/biza ... ted-642935
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/biza ... ted-642935
He admitted he'd "nutted" on the Olaf.OCTOBER 23--A Florida Man yesterday sexually assaulted a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” inside a Target store, according to police who arrested the fiend on a criminal mischief charge. Christopher Meader, seen at right, selected a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and proceeded to place it on the floor of the Target in Pinellas Park. He then began to “dry hump” the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated on the merchandise,” a cop reported.
Meader returned the soiled Olaf back to the display before entering the toy department, where he “selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Florida Man!
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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