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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:01 am

:hehe:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Hermit » Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:10 am

To be honest, that's the most likely reason why I feel so at home here.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:19 am

Oh snap!
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Hermit » Tue Sep 03, 2019 5:07 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:19 am
Oh snap!
Oh, the irony, coming from someone who lives in the subtropics and is too dumb to land a job as a banana bender. :hehe:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Sep 03, 2019 5:47 am

Our bananas are perfectly bent. :smug:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Hermit » Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:53 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Tue Sep 03, 2019 5:47 am
Our bananas are perfectly bent. :smug:
I know. It's because no banana grower lets you near that job. :razzle:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:21 am

When God was handing out brains, Florida Man thought He said trains, and said "I ain't payin' for no socialist mass transport!"
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Joe » Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:43 pm

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Woodbutcher » Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:34 pm

When God was handing out brains, Florida man thought he said trains, and said he wanted a slow one.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Rum » Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:58 pm

Not all that dumb really. As a kid in Hong Kong we lost two cars that were simply blown away in typhoons.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:04 pm

Very neat, too, with rugs or something similar under the tyres...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:08 pm

When the power goes out he can run the exhaust outside and use the air conditioner.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Hermit » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:22 am

Alyssa Hatcher, 17, from Lake County, Florida, steals $1400 using her parents's credit card, buys $100 worth of cocaine and spends the rest on what she hopes are assassins. The target? Her parents.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:41 pm

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Animavore » Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:23 am

I got a trophy in Borderlands 3 for blowing myself up with my own grenade.

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