Meanwhile, in Florida...
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Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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To be honest, that's the most likely reason why I feel so at home here.
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Oh snap!
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Oh, the irony, coming from someone who lives in the subtropics and is too dumb to land a job as a banana bender.
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Our bananas are perfectly bent.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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I know. It's because no banana grower lets you near that job.
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When God was handing out brains, Florida Man thought He said trains, and said "I ain't payin' for no socialist mass transport!"
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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When God was handing out brains, Florida man thought he said trains, and said he wanted a slow one.
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Not all that dumb really. As a kid in Hong Kong we lost two cars that were simply blown away in typhoons.
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Very neat, too, with rugs or something similar under the tyres...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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When the power goes out he can run the exhaust outside and use the air conditioner.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Alyssa Hatcher, 17, from Lake County, Florida, steals $1400 using her parents's credit card, buys $100 worth of cocaine and spends the rest on what she hopes are assassins. The target? Her parents.
https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2 ... kill-them/
https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2 ... kill-them/
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
I got a trophy in Borderlands 3 for blowing myself up with my own grenade.
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