Meanwhile, in Florida...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
Drop iguanas?
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The illegal drop bears have been shagging the illegal iguanas. This is why we need a Wall.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2018/01/08/ ... ip_5XTcOB0Guy In Florida Loads Car With Frozen Iguanas, They Warm Up, Come Back To Life, Cause Car Accident
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Frozen Iguanas would be a good name for a band...
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Florida woman arrested for zipping boyfriend inside suitcase and leaving him for dead
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ ... story.html
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ ... story.html
A Florida woman accused of zipping her boyfriend inside a suitcase, taunting him on video and then leaving him to die has been arrested for his death.
Sarah Boone was charged on Tuesday with one count of second-degree murder in the killing of 42-year-old Jorge Torres Jr., according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office.
Authorities responded to the suspect’s home in Winter Park after she placed an emergency call earlier the same day. When they arrived on the scene around 1 p.m., they found Torres’ body beside a suitcase near the front door, according to an arrest report obtained by Click Orlando.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
Didn't 'Florida Man' drive into a GOP registration tent?
Nice, if true, that there are additional penalties available to a judge when the victim is a senior.ABC wrote:Timm was arrested several hours later and charged with two counts of Aggravated Assault on a Person 65 Years of Age or Older, one count of Criminal Mischief, and Driving While Driver’s License Suspended, according to Jacksonville’s Sheriff’s Office.
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Even the political 'elite' in Florida, are not immune to this 'floridaman' infection...
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Da fuq he get in the suitcase for?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
Probably thought there was pussy in there.
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Not in keeping with the theme, exactly, but the conforms with the title.
'"Watershed Moment in Election Law" as Judge Rules "Modern Day Poll Tax" in Florida Unconstitutional'
'"Watershed Moment in Election Law" as Judge Rules "Modern Day Poll Tax" in Florida Unconstitutional'
Civil liberties advocates celebrated after a federal court on Sunday struck down as unconstitutional a Florida law that would have denied the right to vote to nearly a million recently enfranchised state residents with past felony convictions until they paid all outstanding legal fees, fines, and restitution.
After Florida voters in November 2018 overwhelming backed Amendment 4—a ballot initiative that restored the voting rights of Floridians who have fully completed their sentences for felony convictions other than murder or sex crimes—state lawmakers passed legislation that critics condemned as a "modern day poll tax."
U.S. District Court Judge Robert L. Hinkle of Tallahassee concluded (pdf) Sunday that making voting rights contingent on payment for criminal justice services that a state must or chooses to provide represented "a tax by any other name" and violated the U.S. Constitution's 24th Amendment and the National Voter Registration Act.
Rights groups that challenged the Florida law—which was pushed through by Republican state lawmakers and signed by GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis in June 2019—welcomed Hinkle's permanent injunction against SB7066 as "a watershed moment in election law" and "a powerful reminder that no one can trump the U.S. Constitution."
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Although the state is expected to appeal Hinkle's decision—meaning participation in the upcoming November elections remains uncertain for many—the New York Times noted that "much of Sunday's ruling is built on a previous ruling by the United States Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit in Atlanta, which would hear any appeal."
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It all makes sense now...
A rare case of brain-destroying amoeba has been confirmed in Florida
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/04/us/naegl ... index.html
A rare case of brain-destroying amoeba has been confirmed in Florida
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/04/us/naegl ... index.html
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Damn you evolution!
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Those things are not going to survive in the south. Very little to feed on.Seabass wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:24 amIt all makes sense now...
A rare case of brain-destroying amoeba has been confirmed in Florida
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/04/us/naegl ... index.html
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