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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:41 pm

Can I liberate Oklahoma, spit.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:46 pm

First you better be sure that a combined, simultaneous offensive by Louisiana and New Mexico isn't going to sucker punch you while you are mopping up Oklahoma...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Mon Jul 13, 2020 4:30 am

Floribamasippiana. Stretches from Fernandina Beach to Lake Charles, and north to Birmingham and Atlanta. It's the new South. We're allied with TexArkanahoma.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jul 13, 2020 7:47 am

Responsible Florida woman heads for the beach...

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Mon Jul 13, 2020 8:46 am

I know Lak...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by NineBerry » Mon Jul 13, 2020 8:58 am

Maybe, now that his wife is a life coach, she may be able to heal him.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:01 am

The tats :shock:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by NineBerry » Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:15 am

Scot Dutchy wrote:
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The tats :shock:
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:22 am

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by rainbow » Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:28 pm

laklak wrote:
Mon Jul 13, 2020 4:30 am
Floribamasippiana. Stretches from Fernandina Beach to Lake Charles, and north to Birmingham and Atlanta. It's the new South. We're allied with TexArkanahoma.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:10 pm

Yep.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Tue Jul 14, 2020 9:19 pm

From the ABC:
Miami has become the 'epicentre of the pandemic' according to US infections expert

A top Florida infectious diseases doctor says the state's rapidly increasing number of COVID-19 cases is turning Miami into the new "epicentre of the pandemic".

"What we were seeing in Wuhan — six months ago, five months ago — now we are there," Dr Lilian Abbo said during a press conference hosted by the Miami-Dade County Mayor.

Florida reported a record increase in COVID-19 deaths on Tuesday with 133 more lives lost, raising the state's total deaths to more than 4,500. The previous record increase was 120 on July 9.

The state recorded over 9,000 new cases on Tuesday, down from 12,000 on Monday and a record increase of 15,000 on Sunday.

Florida International University epidemiologist Dr Aileen Marty called the situation in Miami "extremely grave".
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Jul 14, 2020 9:43 pm

I'm waving a big foam #1...

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Hermit » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:15 pm

The funeral industry's lobby is more powerful than anyone realised.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:18 pm

:lol:

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