Meanwhile, in Florida...
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Can I liberate Oklahoma, spit.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
First you better be sure that a combined, simultaneous offensive by Louisiana and New Mexico isn't going to sucker punch you while you are mopping up Oklahoma...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
Floribamasippiana. Stretches from Fernandina Beach to Lake Charles, and north to Birmingham and Atlanta. It's the new South. We're allied with TexArkanahoma.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
Responsible Florida woman heads for the beach...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
Maybe, now that his wife is a life coach, she may be able to heal him.
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Speaking of: Where is Tattachu?
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Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
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...but nobody can tell me whether Kansas City belongs to Missouri or not, and why?
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From the ABC:
Miami has become the 'epicentre of the pandemic' according to US infections expert
A top Florida infectious diseases doctor says the state's rapidly increasing number of COVID-19 cases is turning Miami into the new "epicentre of the pandemic".
"What we were seeing in Wuhan — six months ago, five months ago — now we are there," Dr Lilian Abbo said during a press conference hosted by the Miami-Dade County Mayor.
Florida reported a record increase in COVID-19 deaths on Tuesday with 133 more lives lost, raising the state's total deaths to more than 4,500. The previous record increase was 120 on July 9.
The state recorded over 9,000 new cases on Tuesday, down from 12,000 on Monday and a record increase of 15,000 on Sunday.
Florida International University epidemiologist Dr Aileen Marty called the situation in Miami "extremely grave".
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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I'm waving a big foam #1...
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I can't wait to read the convoluted nuanced, varied excuses reasons why the greatest country on God's green earth couldn't sacrifice a few weeks of its time to stave off disaster.
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I can't wait to read the convoluted nuanced, varied excuses reasons why the greatest country on God's green earth couldn't sacrifice a few weeks of its time to stave off disaster.
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The funeral industry's lobby is more powerful than anyone realised.
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