It's never happened to me before.
All I can put it down to, is I suddenly thought of tomorrow's wedding, and wondered what the dress would be like. I must have got over-exited. We used to have a puppy that would do the same thing.
I just wet myself
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Something you posted I agree with for once. Mind you rather than pissing myself I just get pissed off when I see anything about this so fucking called 'royal wedding'. FFS.
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Someone else who will be pissing themselves is MI6 and the police.
The wedding would be a fantastic target for any suicide bomber. The FA cup would be another.
Hard day for the security services.
The wedding would be a fantastic target for any suicide bomber. The FA cup would be another.
Hard day for the security services.
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Makes it almost worth watching on the off chance something exciting kicks off. Other than that I'll be watching The Borgias on DVD tomorrow. Wake me up when Saturday ends...mistermack wrote: ↑Fri May 18, 2018 11:32 amSomeone else who will be pissing themselves is MI6 and the police.
The wedding would be a fantastic target for any suicide bomber. The FA cup would be another.
Hard day for the security services.
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Most memorable quote from the Borgias ??
Pope Alexander VI to his son Cardinal Cesare, "Cesare my son, all veeemin are hooors !! "
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I don't believe you. Happens to all of us when we are just a few months old.
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I'm just so outraged that Meghan's father can't even be bothered to give her away that the shine has been taken off the whole day.
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There are idiots here planning all night parties to watch this nonsense. There was a segment on the local TV news last night about what sort of hat to wear to those parties.
Stupid is as stupid does, momma always said.
Stupid is as stupid does, momma always said.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Flashback? (No pun intended)mistermack wrote: ↑Fri May 18, 2018 10:55 amIt's never happened to me before.
All I can put it down to, is I suddenly thought of tomorrow's wedding, and wondered what the dress would be like. I must have got over-exited. We used to have a puppy that would do the same thing.
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I almost hope someone sets off a bomb at the event. I'm so sick of hearing about these privileged dickwads.
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I'm proper 'merican, I don't know the first thing about it, and I don't care.
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Simple version: Some cove who's descendants were right nasty bastards is marrying some chick off a TV show.
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We bow to no king!Sean Hayden wrote: ↑Fri May 18, 2018 1:28 pmI'm proper 'merican, I don't know the first thing about it, and I don't care.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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The only thing more irritating than the Royal Wedding is people who bang on to anyone who will listen about how irritating the Royal Wedding is.
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Is it over yet?
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