At War With Spain Within A Year

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At War With Spain Within A Year

Post by cronus » Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:35 am

...might need to sink the French fleet again to prevent them falling into German hands. :tea:
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Re: At War With Spain Within A Year

Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:51 am

what the fracking eff?
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Post by Rum » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:04 pm

He's drifted off into his own dimension again..

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Post by cronus » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:25 pm

Rum wrote:
Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:04 pm
He's drifted off into his own dimension again..
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:51 pm

Someone send him some meds.
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Post by laklak » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:49 pm

Shrooms might help.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:55 pm

That might have been the start of his problems...
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Post by Alan B » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:10 pm

War with Spain? No chance. We've got several 'Francis Drakes' in reserve and ready to go into instant action. :tut:
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:13 pm

war by piracy? I thouight the use of privateers to be a rather obsolete practice.
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Post by laklak » Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:26 pm

Everything old is new again.
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:33 pm

Someone check whether the rock apes of Gibraltar are still OK...
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Re: At War With Spain Within A Year

Post by JimC » Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:34 pm

Alan B wrote:
Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:10 pm
War with Spain? No chance. We've got several 'Francis Drakes' in reserve and ready to go into instant action. :tut:
Drake's Drum

DRAKE he's in his hammock an' a thousand mile away,
(Capten, art tha sleepin' there below?)
Slung atween the round shot in Nombre Dios Bay,
An' dreamin' arl the time o' Plymouth Hoe.
Yarnder lumes the island, yarnder lie the ships, 5
Wi' sailor lads a-dancin' heel-an'-toe,
An' the shore-lights flashin', an' the night-tide dashin'
He sees et arl so plainly as he saw et long ago.

Drake he was a Devon man, an' ruled the Devon seas,
(Capten, art tha sleepin' there below?), 10
Rovin' tho' his death fell, he went wi' heart at ease,
An' dreamin' arl the time o' Plymouth Hoe,
"Take my drum to England, hang et by the shore,
Strike et when your powder's runnin' low;
If the Dons sight Devon, I'll quit the port o' Heaven, 15
An' drum them up the Channel as we drummed them long ago."

Drake he's in his hammock till the great Armadas come,
(Capten, art tha sleepin' there below?),
Slung atween the round shot, listenin' for the drum,
An' dreamin' arl the time o' Plymouth Hoe. 20
Call him on the deep sea, call him up the Sound,
Call him when ye sail to meet the foe;
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Re: At War With Spain Within A Year

Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:40 am

laklak wrote:
Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:49 pm
Shrooms might help.
Shrooms always help. I miss them.
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Re: At War With Spain Within A Year

Post by Joe » Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:04 am

Brian Peacock wrote:
Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:40 am
laklak wrote:
Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:49 pm
Shrooms might help.
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