Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

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Re: Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:51 am

It is not called 'instant' coffee here but soluble coffee. It all tastes bloody awful.
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Re: Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

Post by LucidFlight » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:59 am

Nescafé Original and Blend 43 are made from scraping the insides of manky hot water boilers.
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Re: Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

Post by JimC » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:00 am

Caffeine is caffeine is caffeine...
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Re: Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

Post by LucidFlight » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:29 am

There's coffee that's been scraped from inside a boiler and there's coffee that's between squeezed through a civet's arse cheeks. The caffeine molecule remains the same, but the end result can be quite different. Heh... remains... end result.
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Re: Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

Post by Hermit » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:46 am

LucidFlight wrote:Nescafé Original and Blend 43 are made from scraping the insides of manky hot water boilers.
Thanks for the revelation. My esteam for manky hot water boilers has just risen.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:05 am

:lol:
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Post by mistermack » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:06 am

Brian Peacock wrote: "if it ain't got a crunch, I ain't going to munch." This saying has served me well in life.
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:45 pm

JimC wrote:Caffeine is caffeine is caffeine...
trust me, some caffeine is to vile to drink, now, if you're that much of an addict, there are pills of it sold as dietary supplements...
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Re: Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

Post by Rum » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:42 pm

I (seriously) find instant coffee smells of cat's piss. I had a cat once..that pissed.

..and it smelled of instant coffee...

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Re: Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

Post by Tero » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:38 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:It is not called 'instant' coffee here but soluble coffee. It all tastes bloody awful.
This is some of the muck on sale here:
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No great selection but who buys it? Usually students.
It being soluble, why drink at all? Attach IV for study session.

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Re: Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

Post by JimC » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:56 pm

Svartalf wrote:
JimC wrote:Caffeine is caffeine is caffeine...
trust me, some caffeine is to vile to drink, now, if you're that much of an addict, there are pills of it sold as dietary supplements...
We used to be able to get pills called "No-doze", which had as much caffeine as half a dozen strong cups of coffee. I tried some at uni, for all-night study sessions, but they sure made me fucking twitchy...
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Re: Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:49 pm

ritalin is the study drug, but if you're like me you can't take it. Personally, I gradually become Columbo if Columbo were a paranoid schizophrenic.

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Re: Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:55 pm

The best study drugs are a good night's sleep, a hearty breakfast, and sticking to a realistic revision plan.

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Re: Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:04 am

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Re: Starbucks coffee. Any colour but black.

Post by laklak » Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:40 pm

Hermit wrote:Sorry to hear about your extreme dislike of so many things. I enjoy two or three mugs of tea a day. With honey and lemon.
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