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Of course this.... :hehe:


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Every time I fart I feel guilty for adding to the world's Greenhouse gases... :(
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I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Post by Hermit » Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:55 am

Check out Le Pétomane. He made a career out of farting.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:20 am

It's safer to let a sneeze go than hold it in.

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Post by devogue » Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:15 pm

Hermit wrote:Check out Le Pétomane. He made a career out of farting.
Some of the highlights of his stage act involved sound effects of cannon fire and thunderstorms, as well as playing "'O Sole Mio" and "La Marseillaise" on an ocarina through a rubber tube in his anus. He could also blow out a candle from several yards away. His audience included Edward, Prince of Wales; King Leopold II of the Belgians; and Sigmund Freud.
Ian MacNaughton directed a short film about him in 1979.

Footage below of him performing at the Moulin Rouge. Unfortunately do sound films in 1900.

The most disappointing video ever :(

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