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Post by NineBerry » Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:02 pm

I've eaten Pringles "Range Flavor" yesterday. Spent all the day today farting. Really loud farts. I've been riding my bike through Enschede all day, making those loud farts at every second Street corner. It's a wonder no one has called the police on me.

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Post by JimC » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:49 am

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Post by rainbow » Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:19 am

NineBerry wrote:I've eaten Pringles "Range Flavor" yesterday. Spent all the day today farting. Really loud farts. I've been riding my bike through Enschede all day, making those loud farts at every second Street corner. It's a wonder no one has called the police on me.
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Post by Tero » Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:12 pm

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Post by Tero » Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:48 pm

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:05 am

Tero, you need to reread the thread title carefully.. ;)
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Post by Tero » Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:56 am

Oh, where is the facts thread?
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Fri Apr 16, 2021 9:09 am

rainbow wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:19 am
NineBerry wrote:I've eaten Pringles "Range Flavor" yesterday. Spent all the day today farting. Really loud farts. I've been riding my bike through Enschede all day, making those loud farts at every second Street corner. It's a wonder no one has called the police on me.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Apr 16, 2021 10:06 am

NineBerry wrote:
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I've eaten Pringles "Range Flavor" yesterday. Spent all the day today farting. Really loud farts. I've been riding my bike through Enschede all day, making those loud farts at every second Street corner. It's a wonder no one has called the police on me.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Apr 16, 2021 10:07 am

-- dang it. Well beaten to the punch line!
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