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Post by Hermit » Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:44 am

JimC wrote:rEv, you are a walking, talking pharmaceutical test bed!
Me too, albeit on a somewhat limited scale. My pack of two dozen Disprins is down to the last eight. I can't remember when I bought it, but looking at it just now I noticed it has "EXP JAN 13" printed on it. Oops. No matter. They still worked when I had a cold last year.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:57 am

I often wonder about use by dates on medicine. If they are in sealed aluminium foil just how are they going to get old? I think it is big pharma just keeping sales up.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:08 am

I'm the same with packets of mints you find in last year's winter coat. They might be covered in lint and the wrapper has sweated on, but they're still good right? Right?
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Post by JimC » Sun Oct 22, 2017 2:29 am

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... :tup:
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Post by cronus » Sun Oct 22, 2017 3:59 am

I had some anti-septic cream two or three years out of date, smelt rank, still cleared up a zit on my leg. Figured if the bug growing in the cream could kill anti-septic cream it'd kill the zit. Was right too, Maybe I should patent it?
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Post by rainbow » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:07 am

Crumple wrote:I had some anti-septic cream two or three years out of date, smelt rank, still cleared up a zit on my leg. Figured if the bug growing in the cream could kill anti-septic cream it'd kill the zit. Was right too, Maybe I should patent it?
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Post by JimC » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:17 am

rainbow wrote:
Crumple wrote:I had some anti-septic cream two or three years out of date, smelt rank, still cleared up a zit on my leg. Figured if the bug growing in the cream could kill anti-septic cream it'd kill the zit. Was right too, Maybe I should patent it?
These were micro-aliens, which have infected your nervous system.
And Crumple has infected them. They now dream of the end of all micro-organisms, the Doom of the bacterium...
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:31 am

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