The BREXIT Good News Thread

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The BREXIT Good News Thread

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:28 am

Only good BREXIT news here! Enough doom-mongering and gloom-saying about this glorious new chapter in GREAT Britain's story.

1) Blue passports. Fuckin yeah!
2) Great new job opportunities in Her Britannic Majesty's Revenue And Customs
3) Less noise and other pollution from aircraft

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Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:45 am

A thread of delusion?
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:53 am

You can go give the Polish a rest and go back to good ole Paki bashing! :awesome:
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:55 am

Never been Paki-bashing. Is it a new sport?
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:44 pm

Great news, fewer obnoxious brit tourists polluting our cities as they rediscover the marvels of their own country and former colonies.
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Post by rainbow » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:00 pm

Svartalf wrote:Great news, fewer obnoxious brit tourists polluting our cities as they rediscover the marvels of their own country and former colonies.
I doubt they will have the money to visit us, but they will get more tourists from Africa.

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Post by Rum » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:01 pm

I'd like to think I was one of the less obnoxious tourists.

As to the OP - nope - I've got nothing. Its a damn stupid shame, sorry CH.

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Post by cronus » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:48 pm

I no longer have to try depressing people. :tea:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:26 pm

4) Fewer of those onboxious bankers

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Post by Svartalf » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:13 pm

you really thinks they'll leave the City and go abroad? I would not be so optimistic.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:56 pm

5) Exciting new postings for secretive army intelligence groups in Norn Ireland.

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Post by Faithfree » Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:31 pm

When the Pound dives I'll be able to visit Blighty for a cheap holiday.
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Post by JimC » Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:46 pm

Faithfree wrote:When the Pound dives I'll be able to visit Blighty for a cheap holiday.
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Re: The BREXIT Good News Thread

Post by mistermack » Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:25 am

Maybe the Brits will finally get some old-fashioned patriotism going, but I doubt it.

If you go to France, you see French cars everywhere. If you go to Germany, you see German cars everywhere.
If you go to Britain, you also see French and German cars everywhere.

People vote to come out with their votes, but not with their money. You need to bomb London before Brits develop any real patriotism.
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Re: The BREXIT Good News Thread

Post by cronus » Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:32 am

mistermack wrote:Maybe the Brits will finally get some old-fashioned patriotism going, but I doubt it.

If you go to France, you see French cars everywhere. If you go to Germany, you see German cars everywhere.
If you go to Britain, you also see French and German cars everywhere.

People vote to come out with their votes, but not with their money. You need to bomb London before Brits develop any real patriotism.
Where's that then? Heard of Londanistan, but London is something out the history books. :tea:
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