Pet dog 'ate crack' then killed owner in front of BBC crew

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Pet dog 'ate crack' then killed owner in front of BBC crew

Post by cronus » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:25 pm

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 41901.html

Pet dog 'ate crack' then killed owner in front of BBC crew filming drug documentary

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Horrible these nature documentaries where the film crew don't intervene during a animal attack.... :tea:
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Crumple wrote: Horrible these nature documentaries where the film crew don't intervene during a animal attack.... :tea:

"The BBC film crew at his home in North London called an ambulance and tried to fight off the dog, which had attached itself to the 41-year-old’s neck".

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:31 pm

I feel certain that Crumple has already posted this a few months ago. Unless I'm having wicked deja vu...
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Post by cronus » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:43 pm

Crack + Bright TV lights = Crazed Killer Dog, unlike Rum I don't think the TV crew are entirely blameless, in their pursuit of the latest poverty porn saga.
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Post by Rum » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:47 pm

I didn't say they were. Just pointing out your lie.

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Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:47 pm

poverty porn saga
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Post by cronus » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:59 pm

Rum wrote:I didn't say they were. Just pointing out your lie.
I'm not lying - the fake facts are allegorical metaphors for a larger canvas of imagination, poetry. You are having a dig at me because I'm on the naughty step in your brain. :tea:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:06 pm

Go back to watching random youtube videos.
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Post by mistermack » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:32 pm

Any time a dog kills it's owner, I find it hard not to smile.


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Post by Strontium Dog » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:58 pm

And here I thought it was only cannabis that gave you the munchies.
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Post by Strontium Dog » Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:01 pm

The best line in that article, though:
The dog was eight times the drug drive limit
What car does he drive, a Rover?
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Post by JimC » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:19 pm

Strontium Dog wrote:The best line in that article, though:
The dog was eight times the drug drive limit
What car does he drive, a Rover?
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:37 am

Strontium Dog wrote:The best line in that article, though:
The dog was eight times the drug drive limit
What car does he drive, a Rover?
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Re: Pet dog 'ate crack' then killed owner in front of BBC cr

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:47 am

Life's a bitch, ennit.
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