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How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

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Got this in an email from my son. Can't find a link to the article...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:29 pm

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Got this in an email from my son. Can't find a link to the article...
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Post by JimC » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:23 pm

Someone has to have taken that shot deliberately...
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:28 pm

:lol:

It's yearbook material.
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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by JimC » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:33 pm

Lak would do that heifer...
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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by mistermack » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:04 am

JimC wrote:Lak would do that heifer...
I know her. She tried to teach me milking, but quite honestly,
I felt a bit of a tit.
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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by Woodbutcher » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:09 am

That machine will teach you something more useful if you turn it upside down. :smoke:
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Post by JimC » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:26 am

Woodbutcher wrote:That machine will teach you something more useful if you turn it upside down. :smoke:
The whole thing would go tits up!

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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by tattuchu » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:58 am

Udderly ridiculous :nono:
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But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by JimC » Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:03 am

Knowing Ratz, we'll milk this thread for all it's worth! :{D
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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by laklak » Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:36 am

Cheesy humor R us.
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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by JimC » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:17 am

Butter wouldn't melt in our mouths...
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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by JimC » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:18 am

In fact, we're the fucking cream of the internet crop!
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Re: How to milk a cow in Wisconsin...

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:38 am

It's a mooving story that's for sure.
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