Jack the Giant Lay'er

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Jack the Giant Lay'er

Post by cronus » Mon Jul 24, 2017 5:50 am

What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

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Re: Jack the Giant Lay'er

Post by rainbow » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:09 am

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I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Re: Jack the Giant Lay'er

Post by cronus » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:25 am

rainbow wrote:Image
Old fetish for southerners around here.... :coffee:
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

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Re: Jack the Giant Lay'er

Post by Hermit » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:44 am

Yes. Incredibly niche. And that's where I closed the tab.
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Re: Jack the Giant Lay'er

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:03 am

I would not want to see her in thirty years if she is still living. An over-trained body is not a joy.
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Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:24 am

I would like to see her in thirty years.
At 97 you're glad to still have a body.
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Re: Jack the Giant Lay'er

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:37 am

mistermack wrote:I would like to see her in thirty years.
At 97 you're glad to still have a body.
If I were her age I would not like to see in thirty years. Ok better?

I bet you would not.
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Re: Jack the Giant Lay'er

Post by laklak » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:01 pm

Who you gonna satisfy with that little thing?

Me.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:02 pm

I know Lak, he'd fuck her at 97.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:43 pm

How can anyone not appreciate Crumple's contributions to this forum? Giant fuckers! :lol:

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:52 pm

There was a news article on Facebook the other day about sex robots replacing the need for human trafficking or something like that. There were the usual expected outpourings of moral calamity. I responded with "Shut up and take my money!"
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Re: Jack the Giant Lay'er

Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:56 pm

:lol:

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Re: Jack the Giant Lay'er

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:59 pm

Seriously, who wouldn't want a sex robot? I don't see a downside.
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Re: Jack the Giant Lay'er

Post by Rum » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:30 pm

She reminds me of my ex. :sadcheer:

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Re: Jack the Giant Lay'er

Post by JimC » Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:58 pm

And for voyeurs, they could watch male and female sex robots going for it together...
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