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Prince Philip Is Dead

Post by cronus » Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:11 am

He's not expected to last the week. That's the word, on the Royal forums anyway....thought I'd best say with so many admiring emulators posting here. :coffee:
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Re: Prince Philip Is Dead

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:13 am

Damn, you beat me to it.
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Re: Prince Philip Is Dead

Post by NineBerry » Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:29 am

but he remains in "good spirits", a spokesman for Buckingham Palace said.
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Re: Prince Philip Is Dead

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:42 am

He's glad to be finally leaving the world.
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Re: Prince Philip Is Dead

Post by Rum » Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:45 am

So he's not dead. Crumple's 100% record of being wrong remains intact.
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Re: Prince Philip Is Dead

Post by Svartalf » Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:50 am

no word of that has crossed the channel, we're far too engrossed with our political shenanigans and the recent attack in a Brussels rail station.
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Re: Prince Philip Is Dead

Post by cronus » Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:10 am

Svartalf wrote:no word of that has crossed the channel, we're far too engrossed with our political shenanigans and the recent attack in a Brussels rail station.
Nobody died except the terrorist. That's socialism for you. No one can afford the train fares, therefore no body count.
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Re: Prince Philip Is Dead

Post by JimC » Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:11 pm

Bullshit, he's just pining for the fjords...
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