How do we solve the Straya problem?

[DaveDodo007]

So what do the fine minds of Ratz offer to solve the Australia problem? It wasn't always like this as I remember when I lived in London and the yuppie culture so pissed me off that I spend most of my free time in Earl's Court. The Shelias were beyond fine and up for a laugh and a good time, there seem to be a production line producing the most beautiful women on the planet. Even now most TV series and movies have to have a aussie bird because of their gorgeousness. The Bruce's were real men and then some and quickly learn the British bantz.

Obviously the Canadians are worse, what with being nu-male faggots and feminists but it is only a matter of time when our Americanbros get fed up with the 'leafs.' Day of the rake, when? The socialist shit, feminist wet liberal shit. I mean what is their problem? Left alone the Chinese will take over them (similar to Canada from what I hear.) If that doesn't bother you then fine, leave this thread. Though I quite like my Anglobros and wish them all the best so any suggestions?

Inb4, we are happy being self loathing gimps, nu-males and faggots, this thread isn't for you as it is for the decent, respectful and awesome Australians.

[Hermit]

Your sober-posting is worse than your piss-posting. FFS, get a couple of bottles of plonk into ya.

[DaveDodo007]

Your sober-posting is worse than your piss-posting. FFS, get a couple of bottles of plonk into ya.

Be careful of what you wish for.

[Brian Peacock]

Irish ladies are uncommonly fine - in my limited experience.

[DaveDodo007]

Irish ladies are uncommonly fine - in my limited experience.

Not going to disagree with what you say, though why are you posting this in this thread?

[Hermit]

Irish ladies are uncommonly fine - in my limited experience.

Not going to disagree with what you say, though why are you posting this in this thread?

You mentioned that "The [Australian] Shelias(sic) were beyond fine". Do you need someone to connect the dots for you?

[pErvinalia]

So what do the fine minds of Ratz offer to solve the Australia problem? It wasn't always like this as I remember when I lived in London and the yuppie culture so pissed me off that I spend most of my free time in Earl's Court. The Shelias were beyond fine and up for a laugh and a good time, there seem to be a production line producing the most beautiful women on the planet. Even now most TV series and movies have to have a aussie bird because of their gorgeousness. The Bruce's were real men and then some and quickly learn the British bantz.

Obviously the Canadians are worse, what with being nu-male faggots and feminists but it is only a matter of time when our Americanbros get fed up with the 'leafs.' Day of the rake, when? The socialist shit, feminist wet liberal shit. I mean what is their problem? Left alone the Chinese will take over them (similar to Canada from what I hear.) If that doesn't bother you then fine, leave this thread. Though I quite like my Anglobros and wish them all the best so any suggestions?

Inb4, we are happy being self loathing gimps, nu-males and faggots, this thread isn't for you as it is for the decent, respectful and awesome Australians.

Fair suck of the sav. There's still plenty of bogans here. Melbourne (4.5 million people, second largest city in Australia) is a massive city that celebrates bogan culture. There's also plenty of what you would call "lads" in the UK, or dudebros in the US. Just watch any cricket or rugby league game. The crowd is full of them. I'm one at various times of the year, depending on the company I'm keeping. But when it comes to serious political discussion, there isn't really any room for idiots. Sure, we pretend to listen to what you say, Dave, but we don't respect or give credence to anything you say.

And as far as I know, we are still a nation of alcoholics. Give us some credit, man!

[pErvinalia]

Your sober-posting is worse than your piss-posting. FFS, get a couple of bottles of plonk into ya.

[JimC]

And as far as I know, we are still a nation of alcoholics. Give us some credit, man!

[pErvinalia]

[mistermack]

This is why Australians call everyone their mate.

If they ever sobered up, they would soon be able to see the worst in others.

Drink is such a curse.

[Hermit]

This is why Australians call everyone their mate.

Yegot no fuckin idea watcher talkin about, cob.

[rainbow]

So what do the fine minds of Ratz offer to solve the Australia problem?

Keep limp-wristed types like yourself out.

Naaah pooftahs!

[Brian Peacock]

Irish ladies are uncommonly fine - in my limited experience.

Not going to disagree with what you say, though why are you posting this in this thread?

Did you even read the OP?

[laklak]

Used to work with a bunch of Bruces in West Africa, good bunch of lads. Liked their drink, enjoyed the odd fight, most of 'em would fuck anything that held still long enough. Thought seriously about immigrating, could have got in easy back then. Also thought about going to South Africa, they were letting in any white boy with a pulse back then. The standard joke was "Where the fuck is civilization? Just head south till you run out of land".