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The Ivanka thread

Post by mistermack » Tue Apr 25, 2017 5:19 pm

What are the betting odds, that Ivanka will run in 8 years time? Possibly against Michelle !

Has she got a chance? I'd give her one.
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Post by Forty Two » Tue Apr 25, 2017 5:34 pm

Zero chance of either Ivanka or Michelle.
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Post by tattuchu » Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:45 pm

Which one is Ivanka? I can never keep track? Is Ivanka his real wife? Or is it his common-law wife, his daughter, that he's fucking on the side?
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:56 pm

PaddyPower, the UK betting site, has the odds on Ivanka Trump at 80/1. I assume that's not for her running, but winning the election in 2020. I'd put the odds considerably higher, closer to 500/1. On the other hand, the SportsBetting handicapping site has her way out in la-la land, between Kanye West and Steven Colbert.

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Post by Svartalf » Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:57 pm

Ivanka is the daughter who's wed to a jew that writes much of frump's communications, by his first wife Ivana.
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Post by mistermack » Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:33 pm

L'Emmerdeur wrote:PaddyPower, the UK betting site, has the odds on Ivanka Trump at 80/1. I assume that's not for her running, but winning the election in 2020. I'd put the odds considerably higher, closer to 500/1. On the other hand, the SportsBetting handicapping site has her way out in la-la land, between Kanye West and Steven Colbert.
That's the odds now.
Can you get a bet on what the odds will be in four years time?
80 to one will look pretty generous by then.
Worth a bet. Put a big lump on now, and cover it in four years time when the odds are much shorter.

Actually, if it's 80 on her winning, the odds on her running would presumably be much shorter right now.

Anyway, it's highly unlikely that she will run against Donald in 2020 so that 80 to 1 is a no-brainer. I'm talking about her running in 8 years time.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:32 pm

Ivanka v Chelsea.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:34 pm

tattuchu wrote:Which one is Ivanka? I can never keep track? Is Ivanka his real wife? Or is it his common-law wife, his daughter, that he's fucking on the side?
I think she is the one he would love to fuck (or...). It is a very unnatural relationship. Why is she still a Trump?
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Post by laklak » Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:50 am

I know me, I'd do her.
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Re: The Ivanka thread

Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:59 am

She's a race traitor and a joo lover, to Israel with her...
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:14 am

tattuchu wrote:Which one is Ivanka? I can never keep track? Is Ivanka his real wife? Or is it his common-law wife, his daughter, that he's fucking on the side?
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:14 am

L'Emmerdeur wrote:PaddyPower, the UK betting site, has the odds on Ivanka Trump at 80/1. I assume that's not for her running, but winning the election in 2020. I'd put the odds considerably higher, closer to 500/1. On the other hand, the SportsBetting handicapping site has her way out in la-la land, between Kanye West and Steven Colbert.
John Stewart has got to be a real chance. I wonder if he would run.
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Re: The Ivanka thread

Post by JimC » Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:16 am

I want to know the odds of 42 winning!
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:19 am

Well he's never wrong, so he should be in with a good shot.
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Re: The Ivanka thread

Post by DaveDodo007 » Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:43 am

mistermack wrote:What are the betting odds, that Ivanka will run in 8 years time? Possibly against Michelle !

Has she got a chance? I'd give her one.
I think she and her twat of a husband are trying to get rid of Bannon so they can both fuck off.
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