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Poor Harry

Post by mistermack » Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:59 am

Harry's got a girlfriend
naah na naah na naaaaaaaaah nah.
Harry's got a girlfriend
naah na naah na naaaaaaaaah nah.
Harry's got a girlfriend
naah na naah na naaaaaaaaah nah.
Harry's got a girlfriend
naah na naah na naaaaaaaaah nah.
Harry's got a girlfriend
naah na naah na naaaaaaaaah nah.
Harry's got a girlfriend
naah na naah na naaaaaaaaah nah.
Harry's got a girlfriend
naah na naah na naaaaaaaaah nah.
Harry's got a girlfriend
naah na naah na naaaaaaaaah nah.

Prince Harry's got a girlfriend. He's upset because the press want pictures.
Poor poor harry. That poor millionaire playboy needs his privacy. Leave him alone, you nasty press hounds!
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Re: Poor Harry

Post by cronus » Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:29 pm

He will become mortal and struggle to pay his bills like a normal human being after the first kiss. :ddpan:
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Re: Poor Harry

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:29 pm

The Royal Family simply cannot allow their racial purity to be stained by the introduction of genes from commonwealth natives. Why, that would be the very definition of un-British.
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Re: Poor Harry

Post by Tero » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:09 pm

The royal sperm went into a condom?
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Re: Poor Harry

Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:29 pm

Well she is no innocent like his mother. A woman of the world.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:54 pm

Tero wrote:The royal sperm went into a condom?
Perhaps, or a mouth, or a mango. Who knows? Needless to say, if the English Prince is to fulfil the obligations of his birthright then the receptacle of his issue cannot be a common Mulato wench from the colonies.
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Re: Poor Harry

Post by mistermack » Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:49 pm

I believe the mouth of a dead pig is the traditional favourite of Eton boys, like Cameron and Boris and their royal chums.
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Re: Poor Harry

Post by laklak » Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:00 pm

Poor lad, can't get a leg over without an international incident.
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Re: Poor Harry

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Nov 08, 2016 4:14 pm

Yeah. But we've all seen his winkle.

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Re: Poor Harry

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:17 pm

Harry and Meghan cement their special relationship.

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Post by Rum » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:36 pm

Lake Victoria is almost dead, Trump is in the Oval office, the seas are full of plastic...but look HEADLINE news - the sixth in line to an obscure British institution is getting ...fuck off you bastards!
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Re: Poor Harry

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:51 pm

Rum wrote:Lake Victoria is almost dead, Trump is in the Oval office, the seas are full of plastic...but look HEADLINE news - the sixth in line to an obscure British institution is getting ...fuck off you bastards!
Entirely agree. What is it about the English? It is not the Scots and definitely not the Irish. I wonder if he knows who is real father is?
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Re: Poor Harry

Post by Rum » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:05 pm

It's the press, not the English. I suspect the majority of us are dismissive of this sort of thing as I am.

Interestingly on BBC radio earlier today in a news bulletin the presenter said 'now over to our entertainment correspondent for a report'.

That says it all. Entertainment. Bread and circuses.
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Re: Poor Harry

Post by JimC » Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:14 pm

There will be commemorative cups and saucers, won't there?
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Re: Poor Harry

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:08 pm

JimC wrote:There will be commemorative cups and saucers, won't there?
Oh I do hope so. They produced some marvellous future-antiques when his mum married that bloke.
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