Monkeys have sex on man’s head while he’s feeding them

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Monkeys have sex on man’s head while he’s feeding them

Post by cronus » Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:31 am

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Monkeys have sex on man’s head while he’s feeding them

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Post by rainbow » Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:37 am

Doesn't this happen everywhere?
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Re: Monkeys have sex on man’s head while he’s feeding them

Post by Svartalf » Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:25 pm

Only in places where small monkeys get fed by hoomins
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Post by rainbow » Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:36 pm

But like a monkey on your back you need it. But do you love it enough to leave it?
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Re: Monkeys have sex on man’s head while he’s feeding them

Post by tattuchu » Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:08 pm

rainbow wrote:Doesn't this happen everywhere?
No. At least not casually, like with this fellow. Around here we have to pay for monkeys to have sex on our head. And it's damned expensive, unfortunately, but of course worth it.
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Re: Monkeys have sex on man’s head while he’s feeding them

Post by Faithfree » Wed Sep 28, 2016 3:20 pm

I hate it when monkeys do that on my head, but it does make for an effective ice-breaker at parties.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Sep 28, 2016 3:33 pm

At least the kangaroos in your avatar had the decency to move to the background.. :nono:
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Re: Monkeys have sex on man’s head while he’s feeding them

Post by JimC » Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:50 am

There are bacteria exchanging DNA fragments all through my body.

I feel so violated! :cry:
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