How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

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How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

Post by cronus » Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:42 am

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How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

Yesterday, Defense Secretary Ash Carter revealed ten new names for the Defense Innovation Advisory Board. The organization exists to advise the Pentagon on technology, and its roster includes Alphabet head Eric Schmidt. One of the new names on the list is none other than science educator and astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Last month, Tyson put forth the idea of “Rationalia,” a government oriented entirely around scientific decision making.
What follows is a work of fiction, set in a future where Rationalia is, in fact, a nation, and has to defend itself, like other nations.
The First Rationalia Science Cavalry didn’t know what to make of the soft buzzing mass on the outskirts of their forward operating base. Their sensors, so pristine in the lab, were blotted out, a kind of static appearing where once they’d illustrated plainly the features of the surrounding terrain.

Corporal Jones was the first to spy the swarm, though he had to verify it with Privates Williams and Garcia first. Peer review was essential, even in battle.
“It’s drones, sir,” Jones told Captain Lee. “Lots of them. Small. We don’t know if they’re armed, but they’re close. At the rate they move, they could be over our fences in twenty minutes.”
“And what are they doing now?”

“Resting, we think. It looks like their wings are photovoltaic, and there are only a few hours of sunlight left, but we can’t be sure how much power they have left.”
“Thank you, Jones. Keep an alert eye from the towers, and sound the alarm at the first sign of movement.”
“Yes, sir.”

(continued, Canada will be Rationalia?) :tea:
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Re: How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

Post by JimC » Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:37 am

Pelt the enemy with empty gin bottles!
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Re: How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

Post by NineBerry » Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:39 am

Using a well regulated militia

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Re: How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

Post by Svartalf » Fri Jul 29, 2016 11:04 am

Ebola and smallpox
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Re: How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

Post by Tyrannical » Fri Jul 29, 2016 11:31 am

Automated Telsa lightning arc cannons! What's more rational then to just blast all trespassers? We'll put up signs of course!
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jul 29, 2016 11:45 am

With reasonable argumentation and cutting wit..
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Re: How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

Post by laklak » Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:57 pm

With all sorts of sciencey shit.

Lasers and masers and nuclear weapons, autonomous deathbots and Ebola chickens, invisible stealth planes that fly without wings, these are a few of my favorite things.
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Re: How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

Post by Animavore » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:06 pm

Defending is for the poor. I'd just move to one of my islands 'til it blows over.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:54 pm

:lol:

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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:13 pm

:roll: A poor piece of reasoning. Try the same trick with reasonable assumptions about the military.

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Re: How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

Post by Drewish » Sat Jul 30, 2016 4:52 am

GMO food donations. It's aid to our natural allies and regarded as poison by our enemies. Also, using homeopathy to weaponize the ocean.
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Post by Hermit » Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:07 am

Drewish wrote:Also, using homeopathy to weaponize the ocean.
Brilliant idea, and cheap. Take one harmless ocean. Just add water. Kerbooooooom!
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Re: How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

Post by tattuchu » Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:49 am

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Re: How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

Post by DaveDodo007 » Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:44 am

Well normally we would get a bunch of sirens to lure the invading forces to the rocks. Though this being Ratz in which the men are mostly pussies, manginas and generally effeminate in nature anyway (aka feminists) means that any self respecting guy or women has long since left to find a site with real men. The girly men could turn off a invading force with recipes, craft workshops and knitting classes. This strategy would show us up however though we could always point to cucksville that is ratskep but that wouldn't help to be honest.
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Re: How would the nation of Rationalia Defend itself?

Post by Animavore » Sun Jul 31, 2016 7:42 am

DaveDodo007 wrote:Though this being Ratz in which the men are mostly pussies, manginas and generally effeminate in nature anyway (aka feminists) means that any self respecting guy or women has long since left to find a site with real men.
That moment where Dave admits he's not a self-respecting guy.

I think this is the site you're looking for.

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