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Kentucky woman files suit after state denies license to marry animal
LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WDRB) -- A Kentucky woman has filed a lawsuit because she was denied a license to marry an animal.
Elizabeth Ording, 27, is suing Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis, Gov. Matt Bevin and Attorney General Andy Beshear. The 56-page lawsuit says Ording's marriage to an animal wouldn't be that different than same-sex marriage.
Ording says the county attorney told her she could have a wedding, but the state wouldn't recognize the marriage.
A Tennessee man filed a similar lawsuit against Davis, Bevin and Beshear after he was refused a license to marry a computer.
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Thanks, homosexuals. 
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For some reason, animals and comuters not being fully sentient beings and unable to fully consent to marriage, I don't see those suits going very far... courts will deny them and be confirmed on appeal, if appeal there is, and that will be all.... Supreme Courts won't even give certiorari.
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Was she marrying a Great Dane? 
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It's Kentucky, probably a hound of some sort.
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I want to mary google. Then immediately file for divorce lol
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Oh, and legal in the US since 1967 already lol
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Is she wanting to marry a racist? She should stick with a less offensive animal like a pig dog.
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And I didn't know ani was even romantically involved atm.
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As long it was a vertebrate, I have no objections.
I would draw the line at a giant squid. I know it's prejudiced, but I find it hard to let go of spinal cord thinking...
I would draw the line at a giant squid. I know it's prejudiced, but I find it hard to let go of spinal cord thinking...
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She needs to visit Canada. Anything goes there...so long as it isn't penetrative and risking a hybrid pregnancy. 
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 73196.html
Most bestiality is legal, declares Canada's Supreme Court
Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court.
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Most bestiality is legal, declares Canada's Supreme Court
Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court.
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That was no balloon you seen, mister. It was the Canadians having sex with them there aliens.Sean Hayden wrote:-weird
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There are some very nervous moose in Canada, I suspect...
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Squid huh. Japanese have no such aversion. I think the painting is called fisherman's wife?JimC wrote:As long it was a vertebrate, I have no objections.
I would draw the line at a giant squid. I know it's prejudiced, but I find it hard to let go of spinal cord thinking...
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