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The benefits of wife collecting

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Jul 10, 2016 4:09 pm

Polygamy is not a cultural conceit. It is an affront to women

"Imagine, if you are a man, not being reliant on one wife for the efficient multiplication of your genes, but on a battalion, young, old, tall, short, chatty, taciturn, good at cooking, great at scrubbing floors, whatever, and without even having to start an extreme religious cult in Utah to reap these benefits. When, as so often happens, one wife starts to get a bit threadbare, or negative, you simply pick another with a bit more joie de vivre – though frugal – to a maximum of four. "
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Post by laklak » Sun Jul 10, 2016 4:41 pm

Harcourt Fenton MUDD!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Tyrannical » Sun Jul 10, 2016 8:11 pm

Perfectly legal for both men and women in western countries, as long as you don't actually legally marry.
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Post by JimC » Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:25 pm

Tyrannical wrote:Perfectly legal for both men and women in western countries, as long as you don't actually legally marry.
I wonder if you could get multiple civil unions?
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Post by Tyrannical » Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:00 pm

JimC wrote:
Tyrannical wrote:Perfectly legal for both men and women in western countries, as long as you don't actually legally marry.
I wonder if you could get multiple civil unions?
That'll be tested eventually with polyamorous unions. I suspect those are actually pretty rare outside pórn fantasies though.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:43 am

Brian Peacock wrote:Polygamy is not a cultural conceit. It is an affront to women

"Imagine, if you are a man, not being reliant on one wife for the efficient multiplication of your genes, but on a battalion, young, old, tall, short, chatty, taciturn, good at cooking, great at scrubbing floors, whatever, and without even having to start an extreme religious cult in Utah to reap these benefits. When, as so often happens, one wife starts to get a bit threadbare, or negative, you simply pick another with a bit more joie de vivre – though frugal – to a maximum of four. "
Sounds awesome! :{D

(Actually, it would be hell. They'd all gang up on you and make your life hell).
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Post by tattuchu » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:55 am

laklak wrote:Harcourt Fenton MUDD!
:lol:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jul 11, 2016 3:34 am

I don't get it. :dunno:
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Post by JimC » Mon Jul 11, 2016 3:48 am

Must be a US in-joke...
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Post by DaveDodo007 » Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:22 am

The benefits of wife collecting. I'm sure the nagging would be wonderful. I will get around to cutting the grass, dear there is no need to remind me every six months. :x
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Post by tattuchu » Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:56 am

JimC wrote:Must be a US in-joke...
Original Star Trek series reference :whisper:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

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Re: The benefits of wife collecting

Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 11, 2016 9:55 am

It's funny.
Most people disapprove of wife collecting. Me included.
But in my twenties, I often had more than one girlfriend on the go. More than one of them were married at the time. It just seemed a natural thing to aspire to. (if you could get away with it.)
And plenty of women I knew were up to the same tricks.

But that doesn't meet with the same disapproval as a man having more than one wife.
I suppose it's the legal difference. We disapprove of one man having more than one bit of female property. It seems selfish, taking more than one woman "off the market".
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jul 11, 2016 12:12 pm

I wonder what the first wife thinks about the prospect of adding a second, or third, or fourth (and why stop there?). If this were to be a thing then it should apply to both sexes, and then the second wife could have three additional husbands, and each of them could have three additional wives etc etc. In the end we'd all be married to each other darling.
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Post by Tyrannical » Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:25 am

Brian Peacock wrote:I wonder what the first wife thinks about the prospect of adding a second, or third, or fourth (and why stop there?). If this were to be a thing then it should apply to both sexes, and then the second wife could have three additional husbands, and each of them could have three additional wives etc etc. In the end we'd all be married to each other darling.
(Star treck) Enterprise the series, the alien doctor had that as their culture. Each guy had 4 wives, each wife 4 husbands. Big happy family.
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