Gator Tots

[Strontium Dog]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36535791

Alligator drags boy into water near Orlando Disney resort

Florida police are searching for a two-year-old boy who was dragged into water by an alligator near a Disney resort.

The boy was on the shoreline of the Seven Seas Lagoon by the Disney Grand Floridian Resort and Spa in Orlando when he was dragged away late on Tuesday, officials said.

The boy's father entered the water and tried in vain to grab him from the alligator's jaws, police said.

Fifty police and wildlife experts were searching for the boy, officials said.

"We are searching for a little boy to hopefully bring the family some comfort," said police spokesman Jeff Williamson.

Four alligators have so far been taken from the lake and killed for examination, but no evidence of the boy has been found, police said.

I blame the parents. There are signs all over saying not to enter the water, and common sense dictates that any body of water in the Florida swamplands could play host to an alligator.

[laklak]

Shame, poor little dude. But yeah, it's the parent's fault. Gators are all over the show, if you don't know if there's a gator then there's a gator. That's the safest attitude.

[pErvinalia]

Mercan man-eaters are so second rate. Strayan predators eat fully grown men.

[laklak]

That's why we sent all you criminals there.

[pErvinalia]

You need to introduce crocodiles there to eat the alligators. That will fix the problem of alligators eating people.

[laklak]

We just need more Rednecks. Rednecks eat gators. Never understood the appeal myself, tastes like a rooster fucked a dead fish.

[pErvinalia]

I've never eaten croc. Apparently it tastes like chicken. But everything tastes like chicken. Except semen.

[laklak]

That's the eternal question, ain't it? What does it taste like, actually?

[pErvinalia]

Let's ask Exi.

[Strontium Dog]

Never had it (obviously) but I know people who have. It's apparently like fishy chicken.

[Svartalf]

That and the massacre, Orlando is paying the price for being a den of perdition.

[laklak]

God Hates Theme Parks!

[piscator]

God hates Orlando!

[piscator]

Gator is not fishy. Chicken/pork is closer.
I believe I'd wait a while before I ate this gator, after he ate that kid 'n all....

[JimC]

I nominate the thread title for best black humour of the week...

Exi will just love it!