Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

User avatar
Scot Dutchy
Posts: 19000
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:07 pm
About me: Dijkbeschermer
Location: 's-Gravenhage, Nederland
Contact:

Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:11 am

Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand
Thieves capitalise on booming black market for the fruit amid soaring demand

Surging local and international demand for avocados is fuelling a crime wave in New Zealand.

Since January there have been close to 40 large-scale thefts from avocado orchards in the north island of New Zealand, with as many as 350 fruit stolen at a time.
It is suspected many more thefts have gone unreported.

Avocados are selling for between NZ$4-6 each (£2-3) across the country, after a poor season last year and increasing local demand.

According to New Zealand Avocado in 2015 an additional 96,000 New Zealand households began purchasing avocados, and local growers – largely geared towards the lucrative export market – have been unable to keep up with the surge in demand.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/ ... ew-zealand
What a weird place. :?
"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

User avatar
Hermit
Posts: 25806
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:44 am
About me: Cantankerous grump
Location: Ignore lithpt
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Hermit » Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:05 am

Haha, just bought two a couple of hours ago for $1.85 each.

I can't believe there's can possibly be an avocado shortage in NZ. You couldn't give them away when I was there.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould

User avatar
cronus
Black Market Analyst
Posts: 18122
Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:09 pm
About me: Illis quos amo deserviam
Location: United Kingdom
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by cronus » Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:07 am

This is how the end starts. A shortage of hobbit food.
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

User avatar
pErvinalia
On the good stuff
Posts: 60786
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:08 pm
About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
Location: dystopia
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:10 am

:lol:
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.

User avatar
JimC
The sentimental bloke
Posts: 74191
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by JimC » Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:31 am

I will have to warn my son to be careful...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

User avatar
Scot Dutchy
Posts: 19000
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:07 pm
About me: Dijkbeschermer
Location: 's-Gravenhage, Nederland
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:32 am

JimC wrote:I will have to warn my son to be careful...
They only grow on the North Island?
"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

User avatar
JimC
The sentimental bloke
Posts: 74191
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by JimC » Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:48 am

Probably. I was being facetious - David and partner are at the far south of the South Island, coping with the climate and settling in well...

I'm looking forward to seeing them next summer...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

User avatar
Scot Dutchy
Posts: 19000
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:07 pm
About me: Dijkbeschermer
Location: 's-Gravenhage, Nederland
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:00 am

JimC wrote:Probably. I was being facetious - David and partner are at the far south of the South Island, coping with the climate and settling in well...

I'm looking forward to seeing them next summer...
Must be cold down there just now. Winter solstice approaching. Could never get used to the sun being in the North. Just odd.
"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

User avatar
Strontium Dog
Posts: 2229
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:28 am
About me: Navy Seals are not seals
Location: Liverpool, UK
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Strontium Dog » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:34 pm

The Guacamole Wars of 2016 are imminent.
100% verifiable facts or your money back. Anti-fascist. Enemy of woo - theistic or otherwise. Cloth is not an antiviral. Imagination and fantasy is no substitute for tangible reality. Wishing doesn't make it real.

"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear" - George Orwell

"I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!" - Barry Goldwater

User avatar
laklak
Posts: 21022
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:07 pm
About me: My preferred pronoun is "Massah"
Location: Tannhauser Gate
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by laklak » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:10 pm

They're expensive here too, $1.50 each. Limes and lemons are dear also, 2 bloody lemons for $1.89. Bought two artichokes yesterday, $3.00 EACH. What, am I made of money?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

User avatar
pErvinalia
On the good stuff
Posts: 60786
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:08 pm
About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
Location: dystopia
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:16 pm

They grow avocados around here. I should start an illegal smuggling business. Steal them from the local farms here, and then sail over to new zealand to sell them. Guaranteed money maker!
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.

User avatar
tattuchu
a dickload of cocks
Posts: 21889
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:59 pm
About me: I'm having trouble with the trolley.
Location: Marmite-upon-Toast, Wankershire
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by tattuchu » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:22 pm

Holy guacamole :shock:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

User avatar
NineBerry
Tame Wolf
Posts: 9101
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:35 pm
Location: nSk
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by NineBerry » Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:18 pm

Avocados make me shit Liquid like water. So I'd like a shortage of them very much. Nothing worse than finding out there was Avocado the Pasta you ordered only because of an immediate Desire to Camp on the loo

User avatar
JimC
The sentimental bloke
Posts: 74191
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by JimC » Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:24 pm

NineBerry wrote:Avocados make me shit Liquid like water. So I'd like a shortage of them very much. Nothing worse than finding out there was Avocado the Pasta you ordered only because of an immediate Desire to Camp on the loo
I wonder if others have the same reaction, or are you just bizarrely unique?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 41057
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Svartalf » Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:26 pm

I have no such problem and like avocado very much, one of my favorite veggies actually and one of the reasons I like Mexican cuisine so much.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 13 guests