Why so many celebrities have died in 2016

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Why so many celebrities have died in 2016

Post by cronus » Fri Apr 22, 2016 3:04 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36108133

Why so many celebrities have died in 2016

We are only four months in, but it's already been a dark, dark 2016.

It now seems rare for a week to pass without a significant celebrity death being reported - from David Bowie in the second week of January, to actor Alan Rickman a week later, to comedian Victoria Wood and Prince this week.
"Enough, 2016" and a more vulgar alternative are phrases people are uttering more and more regularly. So is this wave of celebrity deaths the new normal?
The answer is yes, according BBC's obituary editor Nick Serpell, who ought to know about such things.

He says the number of significant deaths this year has been "phenomenal".
Looking at the basic statistics, there's a very clear upward trend. Nick prepares obituaries for BBC television, radio and online, that run once a notable person's death is confirmed.

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 22, 2016 4:55 am

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Post by cronus » Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:50 am

Super-clap doing the rounds, antibiotic resistant.
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Post by mistermack » Sat Apr 23, 2016 2:52 am

It's the result of the baby boom.
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Post by laklak » Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:39 am

The excesses of 70s rockers.
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Post by JimC » Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:21 am

A whim of our secret Lizard Overlords...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Apr 23, 2016 2:00 pm

...who, it has to be said, are doing a fab job. Keep it up guys - we're all jolly impressed down here and no mistake.
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Post by cronus » Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:38 pm

Prince Philip will be the next big name. He's had it coming for a while.
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Post by JimC » Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:39 pm

Perhaps he''ll have a heart attack while thrashing a naked palace servant...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:11 pm

Nah, he's more the auto-erotic asphyxiation type I reckon.
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Post by Feck » Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:34 pm

Ozzy soon :(
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:58 pm

Keith Richards can't keep going forever, no matter how many virgins he sacrifices to Mongdor.
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Post by mistermack » Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:42 am

Personally, I'm over the moon that all these celebrities are dying before me

I wouldn't want it any other way.
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Post by piscator » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:42 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:Keith Richards can't keep going forever, no matter how many virgins he sacrifices to Mongdor.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:46 pm

I wonder if he moisturises?
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